Getting elected Student Body President, and then blowing the budget on a bronze statue of our mascot. TFM. TCUHorny4Life13 years ago
George Strait refusing to live in Texas because he doesn't want to run into any ex-slams. TFM. RonReagan6913 years ago
Twilight Actor Can’t Handle His Liquor, Takes His Dick Out At An Airport, Pees Everywhere: A Breakdown (PICTURES) Rob Fox13 years ago
Waiting for holiday sales to end and the riffraff to clear out before loading up on spring attire. TFM. Dick Perry13 years ago
Struggling to maintain the speed limit on the way back to school with the anticipation of spring rush. TFM. Eat A Dick Pledge13 years ago
