The eye contact power battle when meeting her father for the first time. TFM. Nantucket Ready13 years ago
When your holiday drinking takes your parents from happy to have you home, to wishing you were "out of sight, out of mind." TFM. Take It Sleezy13 years ago
Getting blackout drunk and accidentally telling your younger cousins that Santa Claus isn't real. TFM. Captain Ass Rash13 years ago
The handshake says I’m a respectable young man, but the eyes say I’ll be doing unforgivable things to your daughter later. TFM. TakeOneToTheStomach13 years ago