Leaving a belligerently drunk voicemail on Dad’s phone telling him all you want for Christmas is a vasectomy. TFM. Nantucket Ready14 years ago
Feeling weird that it's safe to walk around your parents’ house barefoot during Christmas break. TFM. BackOffGDI14 years ago
Kevin McCallister maxing out his dad's credit cards, living large in New York City, answering to no one, and not getting in trouble. TFM. Brohan14 years ago
My least favorite Adderall side effect is appetite loss. The pledges’ least favorite Adderall side effect is my dangerously short temper. TFM. Blackball Bill14 years ago