Severing ties from the semester long slam when she asks what you're getting her for Christmas. TFM. dja008614 years ago
Being genuinely appalled at the small amount of bourbon in Mom’s egg nog. TFM. The General14 years ago
Making a pledge jump rope to distract everyone from you cracking a beer in the silent area of the library. TFM. conFRATulationz14 years ago
Generations of heavy drinkers giving you a liver that defies modern understanding of the limits of the human body. TFM. Frat Early14 years ago