Severing ties from the semester long slam when she asks what you're getting her for Christmas. TFM. dja008613 years ago
Being genuinely appalled at the small amount of bourbon in Mom’s egg nog. TFM. The General13 years ago
Making a pledge jump rope to distract everyone from you cracking a beer in the silent area of the library. TFM. conFRATulationz13 years ago
Generations of heavy drinkers giving you a liver that defies modern understanding of the limits of the human body. TFM. Frat Early13 years ago