Just played Soggy Biscuit, and by biscuit I mean a Kappa with Daddy issues. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
Talked active chapter into a summer pledge class of 4 merely to have daily caddies for my fratsome. TFM. The Broman Empire14 years ago
Just iced the new intern at work today. 24oz of Raspberry Ice to the face. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
Ran up an $85 bill at some slampiece's 21st. Her parent's picked up my tab. I picked up her best friend. TFM. Chris14 years ago
William Holden once black balled his chapter's entire pledge class. Why? Because he's #TFTC (too frat to care). TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
Tomorrow, Dad and I leave for our annual safari hunting trip in Africa. He pays hundreds of thousands of dollars for me to blast one of every species in the region. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
Ice a girl and she drinks for a day, teach a girl how to get iced and she can ice for a lifetime. Anonymous14 years ago
UPDATE: The sound of helicopter bids pelting the ceiling at the Phi Psi house is deafening. NOT TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
Annual JP Morgan summer picnic/softball game. Guy hits a looper, I round for home and some sea mammal is blocking; I full on rail her, stand over her and yell "state champ bitch." Summer intern at JP Morgan over. TFM. Anyone have a contact at Chase? Anonymous14 years ago
Freshman orientation = top notch 18 year olds everywhere. I'm opting out of class to pound whisky and bro out on the front lawn. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago