Every time I find out a hot girl is Liberal, a little part of me dies. TFM. Brohemian Rhapsody14 years ago
First to the office, last to leave. Grinding hard, even though my trust fund pays twice my salary. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
Got up this morning and random was still drooling in my bed; I threw her clothes out the window, grabbed my clubs and headed to the links. God I love Sunday's. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
My little brother was prescribed ADHD medication in January and his grades improved an entire letter grade!..Mine improved 2 letter grades, as did my ability to fucking rage all night. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
I was banging this slampiece doggy style, and I accidentally yelled you fucking "slut" take it. She stopped, looked at me and said if you ever say that again we're done. I proceeded to say shut up "Slampiece", she took it like a champ and resumed the fratty position. TFM. Frattiness14 years ago
Tonight I will survey the territory, pinpoint the most viable sorostitute, and drill for oil. Great practice for my future job as an over paid landman in my dad's drilling Co. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago