I woke up with a random and one of us pissed the bed.. I think it was me, but I'm blaming it on her. TFM. Anonymous11 years ago
Making an around the back shot into the final cup during pong. At our rival university. I win at beer pong and life. TFM. Anonymous11 years ago
Put Plan B in my expense report and labeled it as "presentation materials." TFM. Anonymous11 years ago
GDI: "What are y'all playing?" Me: "Bocce ball." GDI: "Oh cool." Me: "Yeah, it is. Now get off our lawn." TFM. The General11 years ago
The walk of shame is less humiliating during the summer. The moral hangover is equally intense. TFM. Anonymous11 years ago
I got my wisdom teeth taken out and I've been on painkillers for the past week. I'm thinking about starting my housewife pill habit early. TFM. Anonymous11 years ago
Just made the decision to go to law school. Delaying responsibility for another 3 years. TFM. Randy Graves11 years ago
Wow, I need a new word for headache. I also need a new word for whore after that performance last night. I love Kappas. TFM. Blackball Bill11 years ago
Got into the VIP section at the Belmont, drinking bourbon and talking to a senator who wants me to meet his daughter. TFM. Anonymous11 years ago