First week interning at my Dad's law firm and I already took down the receptionist. This will be an awkward summer, but it was totally worth it. TFM. Anonymous11 years ago
Some GDI just made fun of my Patagonia vest. I made fun of him for being poor. I win. TFM. william wallace11 years ago
At the lake today and I told a group of chicks that they could join us if they showed us their tits. They did. Then we sprayed them with water and sped away in our Sea Ray 450 Sundancer. TFM. Anonymous11 years ago
Absolutely owned the bar last night. The unexpected nosebleed during my groups marketing presentation was well worth it. TFM. Anonymous11 years ago
Roasted a bowl with Todd in the parking lot before going into the Christian Conservatives Banquet where I will be receiving an award. TFM. Anonymous11 years ago
Landed 3 free VIP Austin City Limits passes, I'll be pounding beers backstage with the fucking Eagles. TFM. Frank The Tank11 years ago