Requesting that your face go on a beer can instead of a milk carton if you go missing so your brothers actually have a chance to find you. TFM. Bromentum Builder14 years ago
Responding to the girl's question about how you sleep with yourself at night by extending an invitation to find out. TFM. The 21st14 years ago
Grandpa saying "I'm old, not dead" when asked if he still checks out girls. TFM. coltsfan1888914 years ago
If FIRSTpostOX doesn't get first post on this submission, then it's open tab on me this evening. TFM. QuintanaBreeze14 years ago
Drunkenly dropping your phone while trying to put it in your frocket, and you're not even wearing a shirt. TFM. Fratin Morgan14 years ago