Awoke this morning with my slampiece in one arm and my half empty bottle of Makers Mark in the other. Guess who joined me for breakfast. TFM. Fratty_SPE15 years ago
Being tagged in pictures you don't remember taken by girls you don't remember meeting. TFM. Dexter Morgan15 years ago
After further investigation I finally came to a conclusion...I pissed in my dresser. TFM. elneto15 years ago
Our house mom said she had it easier when she nursed WW2 soldiers back to health. TFM. Risky Alpha Whiskey15 years ago