Palm Beach Woman Attempts To Sell Cheating Husband’s Badass Pussymobile On Craigslist For Just $900
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, but at least one man didn’t get the memo.
After discovering that her husband was cheating on her, a Palm Beach woman waited for her betrothed to leave town for a night so she could list his motherfucking gnarly 2010 Nissan 370Z speed demon on Craiglist for just $900.
Are you kidding me? That’s pure Japanese muscle right there, baby. Depending on mileage, that bad boy is probably worth upwards of like, $6,000, or something. I’m not going to look up the Blue Book value, because I don’t care. But those badass black rims alone most likely ran around $900 when dude bought them back in 2012 to up his street credibility. If we’re being real, and we are, those rims are probably what sealed the deal with his mistress. Bitches love that black-on-black look. It’s called the Johnny Cash. You should try it sometime.
The Craigslist ad has since been pulled, most likely because someone that’s sick of their own wife spotted this once-in-a-lifetime deal and immediately coughed up nine photos of Benjamin Franklin to acquire the automatic pussy machine so they too could pull hot side hoes. I bet right now the lucky new owner is just cruising the streets of Palm Beach in that 370Z with three bad bitches cranking on his rod at the same time while he tops out at 96 mph.
What a steal..
Real surprised you didn’t just go ahead and publish this under Steve Holt
10 years ago at 11:51 pmSomething smells like SteverHolt here…. I fucking hate SteveHolt.
10 years ago at 11:51 pmThe only kind of women that car attracts are ones that sell themselves for money behind a McDonalds.
10 years ago at 11:58 pmIs that why your dad drives one?
10 years ago at 1:01 pmthey are called wheels dumbass.
10 years ago at 11:58 pmGuessing you drive an equally embarrassing car.
10 years ago at 12:01 amI have a white 2010 audi a4 with those cool led lights, its not the best car in the world but i like it.
10 years ago at 12:04 am*My dad has a white 2010 Audi A4
10 years ago at 12:08 amjokes on you poor sad fucks, its mine.
10 years ago at 12:14 amThat’s cool, dude. Did it come with a backwards hat and a flat bill or was that extra?
10 years ago at 12:15 amReally making it burn there, hows that 92′ civic your older sister passed down, do you double bunk in your dorm too? Night gents, got work in the AM.
10 years ago at 12:25 amIT WAS AN 81 HONDA. HOW DARE YOU!
10 years ago at 7:21 amCan that A4 tow a boat?
10 years ago at 12:13 amboat and truck is definitely on the list.
10 years ago at 12:15 amBragging about your dad’s money. Real frat of you kid!
10 years ago at 2:32 amhave have you had a job or?
10 years ago at 3:46 pmPlease don’t get a truck and make the rest of us look bad. There’s no telling how guido’d up that would be if you think black rims look good.
10 years ago at 8:46 amWas actually looking at white Chevy Colorado the other day, would look pretty good lifted half a foot with some black wheels on it.
10 years ago at 3:45 pmI hope your rockstar rim, body lift, 2 wheel drive truck can handle them paved roads brah
10 years ago at 8:03 pmwoah bro. yur like super cool dood. do you vroom the engine when you’re at stoplights and race people at night? ARE YOU VIN DIESEL BRO?!?
10 years ago at 12:42 amI live my life a quarter mile at a time.
10 years ago at 12:44 amhave you ever been in an audi? wtf are you talking about
10 years ago at 3:48 pma4 is for poor people
10 years ago at 2:34 amI would not brag about driving a glorified volkswagen
10 years ago at 8:58 ama 2010 a4 isnt even worth 20 grand, why are you bragging
10 years ago at 11:00 amAssuming things about other users with a serious intent to insult them on TFM. NF.
10 years ago at 12:27 pmI don’t see myself bragging, but its TFM so the troll are out, i’m actually cool as fuck, you’d have fun if we partied. I recommend an A4 for your daily driver, I’m thinking about trading it in for a new one… this time i’ll be smart and lease it.
10 years ago at 3:47 pm1) By definition Japanese cars are not muscle cars.
10 years ago at 12:00 am2) I believe the version of this I read on social media went something along the lines of “young kid comes home with sports car he bought for cheap because neighbor woman knows cheating husband left with other woman and asked wife to sell car for cash.” We have google too.
Uhhh link me?
10 years ago at 12:02 amGoogle it.
10 years ago at 12:10 amI tried that already, buddy.
10 years ago at 12:43 amLink or it didn’t happen.
10 years ago at 12:49 amI was once accused by these two weirdos of coming home with a sports car I bought for cheap as well. The whole situation didn’t work out too well for them or my neighbor.
10 years ago at 8:09 amThis is what happens, Larry.
10 years ago at 9:59 amJapanese muscle. NF.
10 years ago at 12:00 amProbably in the $20,000 range. I’d drive that bitch like a rental and then give back to him.
10 years ago at 12:05 amWith much less tread on the tires.
10 years ago at 12:18 amI stopped reading when you said “Japanese Muscle.”
10 years ago at 12:24 amProbably for the best. Rest of it would’ve been lost on you anyway.
10 years ago at 12:41 amHe’s not saying he didn’t understand your sarcasm; he’s saying this article is shit
10 years ago at 9:15 amIt’s okay to admit you’re illiterate. Pretty much everyone on this forum is.
10 years ago at 12:43 amForum? This is a forum? They brought back the forums?
10 years ago at 2:18 amLook what you did nevertalktonongreeks, you asshole. You got his hopes all up then threw them in the dirt. For shame!…
10 years ago at 11:40 amIt’s a little douchey but you act like we’re dealing with a Ford Taurus here. The 370Z would’ve been a pussy magnet in my Community College days.
10 years ago at 1:58 am