Palm Beach Woman Attempts To Sell Cheating Husband’s Badass Pussymobile On Craigslist For Just $900

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, but at least one man didn’t get the memo.

After discovering that her husband was cheating on her, a Palm Beach woman waited for her betrothed to leave town for a night so she could list his motherfucking gnarly 2010 Nissan 370Z speed demon on Craiglist for just $900.

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Are you kidding me? That’s pure Japanese muscle right there, baby. Depending on mileage, that bad boy is probably worth upwards of like, $6,000, or something. I’m not going to look up the Blue Book value, because I don’t care. But those badass black rims alone most likely ran around $900 when dude bought them back in 2012 to up his street credibility. If we’re being real, and we are, those rims are probably what sealed the deal with his mistress. Bitches love that black-on-black look. It’s called the Johnny Cash. You should try it sometime.

The Craigslist ad has since been pulled, most likely because someone that’s sick of their own wife spotted this once-in-a-lifetime deal and immediately coughed up nine photos of Benjamin Franklin to acquire the automatic pussy machine so they too could pull hot side hoes. I bet right now the lucky new owner is just cruising the streets of Palm Beach in that 370Z with three bad bitches cranking on his rod at the same time while he tops out at 96 mph.

What a steal.

  1. frat_bedminster

    We don’t let Nissans into palm beach, you’re talking about the poor west palm beach.

    10 years ago at 6:27 am
  2. TheSurrealMcCoy

    Calling a Nissan anything a pussymobile is like calling Holt’s stories works of art.

    10 years ago at 7:20 am
  3. TheWolfOfGettysburg

    Yeah well can’t argue with the pricing, that v6 is an anemic pile of crap. I’d rather my car not sound like its blending metal.

    10 years ago at 8:56 am
  4. Cleetus

    This article is neither funny nor clever. While this is a stereotypical rice rocket and by no means a muscle car, it certainly doesn’t merit sarcasm.

    10 years ago at 9:09 am
  5. Frock_Lesnar

    Just how bad did this dude have to fuck up to make his wife happily sell the car for that big of a loss?

    10 years ago at 9:46 am
  6. Asian Guy

    Actually its a manual pussy magnet. And the 370z is a nice car but a bit too expensive for its performance. (unless your buying this one of course)

    10 years ago at 3:54 pm
  7. Lrrr

    PATHETIC HUMANS. YOU WOULD NOT STAND A CHANCE AGAINST AN OMICRONIAN BATTLESHIP WITH SUCH A DEFENSELESS PIECE OF MACHINERY

    GIVE US MCNEAL

    10 years ago at 6:47 pm