Patriots Celebration Continues, This Time At Harvard With Fraternities
How bad do you want to be a member of the Patriots right now? Between being able to claim you’re the best in the world and partying your tits off with Gronk and company, life doesn’t get much better than it’s been for these guys in the last six days.
The next best thing to being a member of the Patriots is partying with the Patriots. That’s exactly what happened to a bunch of fraternities at Harvard, when members of the Pats hit up one of their Final Clubs (if you’re familiar with Harvard, a Final Club is essentially a fraternity) following Wednesday’s victory parade.
Our good buddy, Brandon Wenerd, over at BroBible received this story via email yesterday:
Have you seen the social network? Doesn’t matter, but in it they mention the final club scene at Harvard… its actually pretty damn accurate.
Last night a bunch of Patriots players came to the [redacted Final Club] at Harvard. Some guy in the club knows some sports agent or his dad is some agent and every once in a while some athletes come by (…a few Bruins were there last weekend). Anyway, some people told me that the Patriots were coming by to party the night after their parade. Texted this girl I’m railing at BU, and she said every girl at her school was talking about it. Anyway, sometime around 2[AM] some Pats showed up. Saw photo evidence of Edelman and my friends in the club said Revis and Amendola showed up later.
Point is… some chick challenged Amendola to an arm wrestle and he cranked her so hard he LITERALLY broke her arm. I died laughing when I heard and I figured this kind of nonsense must be known on the internets. I don’t have proof other than an image this BU girl sent me that I will attach, as well as a snap photo of Edelman in the club. Apparently the players that came (also a few rookies I am told) brought a bunch of girls home, each.
Fuckin Patriots
The attached Snapchat they got:
It was a fairly exclusive party, though, and rightfully so — you don’t want the riff-raff in your place with these guys. Boston University and Harvard girls were there in bunches.
The party was invite only and the only girls that were allowed in were members of the BU [name redacted] sorority. The Pats wanted girls there so [name redacted, Harvard Finals Club] invited them. A lot of BU kids wanted to go but couldn’t. There was a strict guest list at the door and a lot of people tried to sneak in through some back way or windows.
Probably doesn’t matter, but BU sorority girls weren’t the only girls on the list to get in last night. Though we typically prefer not to be at parties where the ratio is 1 Harvard girl to 7 BU girls, (or 1 girl in general to 8 Guys, but bless the [name redacted] for getting that ratio) there was still a decent amount of girls that actually attend the school where they were partying.
Look at these girls screaming for Edelman like they’re at a Luke Bryan concert. Edelman definitely got some ass that night.
I’d give up naming rights to my firstborn illegitimate son to be at that party. Shit got real rowdy, too. Danny Amendola apparently snapped some girl’s arm while arm wrestling. Just snapped it.
Yup, was at that party. I’ve got pics of Edelman, witnessed that girls arm get broken (didn’t even notice it was Amendola), got Michael Buchanan and Kyle Arrington’s number. Good times.
Here’s to hoping the Patriots’ party never stops..
[via BroBible]
The blonde next to him is a friend of mine from HS, and she’s a solid 9.5…
11 years ago at 9:46 pmDoesn’t seem to be doing you much good….
11 years ago at 8:41 amBleh
11 years ago at 9:55 pmGronk has taught Edelman well
11 years ago at 10:36 pmOr Brady taught them both: http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/24742326/ex-patriots-lineman-tom-brady-can-chug-beer-faster-than-his-o-line
11 years ago at 10:24 pmThese guys are fucking gods, drowning in the pussy
11 years ago at 1:20 amRead “Boys Will Be Boys.”
11 years ago at 2:04 amBeing named the Patriots. TFM
11 years ago at 10:36 amThat’s really arm wrestling #likeagirl
11 years ago at 4:09 pmCalling a final club a fraternity is like calling a fraternity a frat. I know the TFM writers went to directional schools, but the stupidity has been surprisingly salient as of recent.
11 years ago at 4:40 pmHigh schoolers don’t know the difference between fraternities and “frats.”
11 years ago at 8:47 amNeat story. Remind me again why final clubs even exist.. oh that’s right, because Harvard banned actual fraternities. So pull your head out of your ass and quit acting like you’re better than everyone else.
11 years ago at 8:49 pmAs cool as partying with the pats is, Harvard final clubs are nothing like fraternities, and anyone in a fraternity should be glad that’s the case.
11 years ago at 8:23 pm