Patriots Owner Bob Kraft: “Fuck You, Pussy!”
12 years ago

Not even kidding. He really said this.

How could this happen? My best guess is he’s still not too familiar with modern technology and isn’t able to identify a running video camera. Nothing else explains his willingness to participate in THIS audition…with THIS closing line. The dame is 32 year-old Ricki Noel Lander, and she’s an occasional ‘C’ actress and the lady friend of Mr. Kraft. And she must possess the most amazing, fruitful lady parts on earth to convince one of sports’ greatest owners to fill in and read this script with her.

This is just a very odd, terribly-acted audition, and I love it. From the creepy, slow-scrolling full body check all the way through to the punch, it’s an amazing scene. Kraft plays a Yahoo! exec by day turned titter patron by night, and he has cash to blow. Tempers are in check until some guy tells Kraft’s character he’s never heard of his company. That’s when he catches an old man strength right cross.

Good luck living this one down, Bob.