Patriots: “Summer of Gronk is Over”
Rob Gronkowski, everyone’s favorite wild-college-animal-trapped-in-a-grown-man’s-body super star athlete, has had an eventful summer, a summer that would even whet the heyday appetite of Broadway Joe Namath. He’s just doing what any other single, deep-pocketed star athlete with several jobless months would do. But now it’s time to wind it down, per the request of the New England Patriots front office.
It’s time to focus on football again. The party is over.
Gronkowski has reportedly been told to cut back on the public stunts and shirtless escapades, according to Shalise Manza Young of the Boston Globe.
“Via a league source, Gronkowski has been told by the team that his summer of Gronk, so to speak, is over,” she writes.
We all remember how Gronkowski began his offseason. This scene actually took place immediately after losing in the Super Bowl. Since he tore the club up that night, it’s been seemingly all downhill from there, and his clothing has seemingly become less and less of a priority.
He finally took it all off recently for ESPN The Magazine. Other recent notable Gronk moves include: numerous shirtless public appearances and poolside parties, porn star run-ins, Vegas nightclub dance-offs, and claiming he was going to take Tim Tebow’s virginity. I’m hoping for an early Patriots exit for the 2012 post-season. We need Gronk Offseason 2k13 to be even bigger and better.
- [via Fox Sports]
fIRsT !!!! 3 points for hufflepuff !!!!!
13 years ago at 3:38 pmHufflepuff is for GDIs
13 years ago at 3:53 pmSlytherin TFM.
13 years ago at 5:42 pma book written by abunch of british fucks who believe wands are better than guns NF
13 years ago at 10:43 pmThis guy!
13 years ago at 3:42 pm“Take Tim Tebow’s virginity.” That’s awesome.
What an animal.
13 years ago at 3:42 pmI was there when he said that. Entire auditorium died.
13 years ago at 9:27 pm^Not too soon and people still remember it, perfect timing.
13 years ago at 10:13 pm^^, ^
13 years ago at 8:39 amDorn, I want you to put your arms on the back of your chair, arch your back, and growl back at me like a dragon. Keep it mean.
13 years ago at 3:55 pmalmost as weird as that gdi with the hippy hair
13 years ago at 4:10 pm^ How is that weird?
13 years ago at 4:18 pmsorry, dont associate with queers
13 years ago at 7:35 pmhow do dragons growl?
13 years ago at 12:08 amAsk Big Earl.
13 years ago at 10:06 amI wouldn’t say it to his face, but by the looks of that video, Gronkowski is… can I use Boston as an adjective?
13 years ago at 7:14 pmWhat the fuck is he in a gay club? I literally all dudes.
13 years ago at 10:49 pmI don’t speak spanish!
13 years ago at 12:09 amWell your name is international frat life, not that there are fraternities that are frat in the third world.
13 years ago at 3:15 pmFraternities in the third world are called the Lords Resistance Army
13 years ago at 5:23 pmSilly Patriots, Gronk can’t be stopped.
13 years ago at 12:54 pm