PCB Bans Alcohol On Beach During Spring Break 2016 And You Only Have Yourselves To Blame
No alcohol will be allowed on the sands of Panama City Beach next year during spring break after the most no-brainer move in the history of the state of Florida was passed on Tuesday night. I’ve been trying to tell you spring break beach punks that your lewd behavior is going to catch up to you eventually, and now it has.
There are only so many public sex acts and fist fights and titty flashes and crotch groping and hardcore drug ingesting and STD swapping you can do on that beach before the authorities step in and pull the plug on the whole operation. You only have yourselves to blame, too. You know that, right? Actually, you should thank them. Futures are ruined on that beach. Maybe yours will now be preserved.
From AL.com:
After years of discussion, months of loud public outcry and a battle of dueling t-shirts, the Panama City Beach City Council unanimously approved a motion Tuesday night to ban alcohol consumption on the beaches during March 2016, the peak of the college spring break season.
The council voted 5-0 in favor of the ban in the closing minutes of a three-hour council meeting that took place at the Arnold High School auditorium rather than the usual city council chambers to accommodate the hundreds of residents who wanted to weigh in on the proposals.
Members of the group Citizens for a New Panama City Beach erupted into applause after the vote was taken.
You see that? They ERUPTED into applause once the vote tally was announced. And you know why, don’t you? You damn heathens with your skimpy bikinis and your tallywackers not staying put away in your swim trunks. “Oh look, we made it to the beach. Let’s drink ourselves into a coma and make decisions that could potentially derail the rest of our lives and drive our parents toward depression and alcoholism.” Idiots.
Look at how you animals behave out there:
Monsters. By the time I have kids in college, I hope spring break is canceled all together. Yeah I said it!.
[via AL.com]
Coincidentally they just lost 90% of their tourism dollars. Fucktards.
11 years ago at 4:00 pmYou think PCB made 90% of its annual tourism revenue during spring break? You must be a humanities major.
11 years ago at 4:07 pmActually, places like PCB depend heavily on tourism since it’s a beach municipality that not many people get the luxury of having around. This is economics 101, bud.
11 years ago at 4:18 pmAEKDBallin, you do not know what you are talking about at all
11 years ago at 6:49 pmIf not 90% then what, 75%? Don’t be shitty
11 years ago at 10:07 pmI doubt it’s 90 pct, but I know many people can make up between two & three months pay in that month only. Which helps hold people over during the off season which last between Sept to about the middle of Feb. I know since I have been working the beach since ’99. The biggest problem wasn’t the springbreakers so much but the lack of enforcement of the local laws.
10 years ago at 10:10 amYou’re all obviously not from the coast. Spring break is probably 40% of their revenue. Definitely not 90%. I don’t think you realize just how much 90% is
11 years ago at 3:59 amI dont think you realize how many go to PCB for in the Spring.
11 years ago at 1:25 pmLooks like it will Gulf Shores next Spring Break.
11 years ago at 4:03 pm*will be
11 years ago at 4:05 pmAs someone who was at gulf shores this year, I can tell you that the locals are getting just as upset with the spring breakers. The cops were everywhere this year. I wouldn’t be surprised if they ban alcohol on the beach as well.
11 years ago at 4:50 pmGulf shores is mostly Greek/white and therefore hasn’t been nearly as bad as PCB over the past couple years (though I haven’t been in a couple years so things may have changed). The PCB crowd will move to Gulf Shores or whichever beach and the whole cycle will begin anew.
11 years ago at 5:45 pmWhat about South Padre? I live in Texas and still haven’t been…
11 years ago at 1:33 pmYou have nothing to worry about, Child Protective Services will have taken those poor children away from you LONG before they make it to college age, Dorno.
11 years ago at 4:03 pmLocal business owners just got fucked. #Cancun2016
11 years ago at 4:04 pmSouth Padre it is.
And fuck you Dillon Eustace Chevere, take back that last statement.
11 years ago at 4:04 pmthe second picture explains the first
11 years ago at 4:52 pmMotion to rename Dorno to Uncle Eustace?
11 years ago at 7:18 pmThere’s always a few fucktards who fuck it up for the rest of us
11 years ago at 4:04 pmSouth Padre it is.
And fuck you Dillon Eustace Cheverere, take back that last statement.
11 years ago at 4:04 pmLooks like Gulf Shores is the new destination everyone will be heading to
11 years ago at 4:07 pmaaaaand Dorn has once again shown that he is getting soft with his age. Well, soft except for little boys…
11 years ago at 4:09 pmSean Hannity still considering letting his sons go on spring break. TFM.
11 years ago at 4:11 pm