PCB Bans Alcohol On Beach During Spring Break 2016 And You Only Have Yourselves To Blame
No alcohol will be allowed on the sands of Panama City Beach next year during spring break after the most no-brainer move in the history of the state of Florida was passed on Tuesday night. I’ve been trying to tell you spring break beach punks that your lewd behavior is going to catch up to you eventually, and now it has.
There are only so many public sex acts and fist fights and titty flashes and crotch groping and hardcore drug ingesting and STD swapping you can do on that beach before the authorities step in and pull the plug on the whole operation. You only have yourselves to blame, too. You know that, right? Actually, you should thank them. Futures are ruined on that beach. Maybe yours will now be preserved.
From AL.com:
After years of discussion, months of loud public outcry and a battle of dueling t-shirts, the Panama City Beach City Council unanimously approved a motion Tuesday night to ban alcohol consumption on the beaches during March 2016, the peak of the college spring break season.
The council voted 5-0 in favor of the ban in the closing minutes of a three-hour council meeting that took place at the Arnold High School auditorium rather than the usual city council chambers to accommodate the hundreds of residents who wanted to weigh in on the proposals.
Members of the group Citizens for a New Panama City Beach erupted into applause after the vote was taken.
You see that? They ERUPTED into applause once the vote tally was announced. And you know why, don’t you? You damn heathens with your skimpy bikinis and your tallywackers not staying put away in your swim trunks. “Oh look, we made it to the beach. Let’s drink ourselves into a coma and make decisions that could potentially derail the rest of our lives and drive our parents toward depression and alcoholism.” Idiots.
Look at how you animals behave out there:
Monsters. By the time I have kids in college, I hope spring break is canceled all together. Yeah I said it!.
[via AL.com]
when I was your age…
and the bars in 5points stayed open until 4am.
11 years ago at 2:12 amCan we call it like it is? The “democrats” showed up and it all went to hell.
11 years ago at 10:15 amTo be fair this isn’t entirely the frat stars’ faults. I was in PCB the day they decided to ban drinking on the beach this year for the rest of spring break. It was due to disgusting levels of violence and indecency. The day we showed up there was a shooting at an Alabama A&M hotel party, 9 people were shot and one was shot in the head, and we saw at least two arrests for large amounts of cocaine. It’s a lot more than just assholes getting too drunk on the beach.
11 years ago at 12:43 pmThis Dorn guy sounds like a pussy
11 years ago at 3:11 pmGood luck with tourism…fuckin pussies.
11 years ago at 11:43 pmLet’s see, Miami, West Palm Beach, Tampa, Gulf Shores/Orange Beach, if all else fails, South Padre Texas. So many options, so little time in 7 days.
11 years ago at 5:07 amDorn is just happy that PCB will now be more child-friendly
11 years ago at 8:20 pmThank the three GDI black guys from AL for this. the whites down there don’t take kindly to black men
10 years ago at 7:40 pmYou god damn kids and your reefers.
10 years ago at 7:46 pmGoobers ruining the party for everybody else.
10 years ago at 12:10 pmOn the positive side, next year when their city is broke with the loss of tourism dollars maybe they’ll lax the restriction and the good times can commence.