PCB Bans Alcohol On Beach During Spring Break 2016 And You Only Have Yourselves To Blame
No alcohol will be allowed on the sands of Panama City Beach next year during spring break after the most no-brainer move in the history of the state of Florida was passed on Tuesday night. I’ve been trying to tell you spring break beach punks that your lewd behavior is going to catch up to you eventually, and now it has.
There are only so many public sex acts and fist fights and titty flashes and crotch groping and hardcore drug ingesting and STD swapping you can do on that beach before the authorities step in and pull the plug on the whole operation. You only have yourselves to blame, too. You know that, right? Actually, you should thank them. Futures are ruined on that beach. Maybe yours will now be preserved.
From AL.com:
After years of discussion, months of loud public outcry and a battle of dueling t-shirts, the Panama City Beach City Council unanimously approved a motion Tuesday night to ban alcohol consumption on the beaches during March 2016, the peak of the college spring break season.
The council voted 5-0 in favor of the ban in the closing minutes of a three-hour council meeting that took place at the Arnold High School auditorium rather than the usual city council chambers to accommodate the hundreds of residents who wanted to weigh in on the proposals.
Members of the group Citizens for a New Panama City Beach erupted into applause after the vote was taken.
You see that? They ERUPTED into applause once the vote tally was announced. And you know why, don’t you? You damn heathens with your skimpy bikinis and your tallywackers not staying put away in your swim trunks. “Oh look, we made it to the beach. Let’s drink ourselves into a coma and make decisions that could potentially derail the rest of our lives and drive our parents toward depression and alcoholism.” Idiots.
Look at how you animals behave out there:
Monsters. By the time I have kids in college, I hope spring break is canceled all together. Yeah I said it!.
[via AL.com]
The bad thing is a good part of the people who wanted it to pass. Only owned condos and lived in another state. A lot of out of state plates on cars and mini vans that night in the parking lot. They held it at 6pm at night when most the hospitality people where at work at the time of the meeting
10 years ago at 10:14 amI’ve never been to Panama City Beach…and probably won’t during spring break 2016.
10 years ago at 7:27 pmHigh School Spring Break isn’t in March…
10 years ago at 3:25 pmFYI asshole I have been here in business for 21 years u were probably not even a sperm cell at that point the only fucking changes are no drinks on the sand and bars close at 2 or 230 that’s it and yes it does supply 90 percent of our economy
10 years ago at 3:07 pmFYI I have been here for 21 years been in business for 21 years probably longer than you have been alve dude so yes it counts for 90 percent of our income so if you have no clue what u are talking about don’t say anything I graduated from Yale so you may want to eat that asshole
10 years ago at 3:10 pmYes I am from here we love our spring breakers and pcb businesses will fight for them just saying fuck city counsil
10 years ago at 3:12 pmPcb is still the same crazy ass party it’s always been bars close a little early and no drinks on sand other than that come to pcb and raise hell with us
10 years ago at 3:14 pmOk seriously, that video was not as crazy as they made it out to be. I saw college kids drinking like they always do and no hardcore drug use. Crazy would be kids walking around like drugged out zombies, girls with signs of physical abuse, crowd fights, rampant nudity, etc.
What the video showed was normal partying, albeit it irresponsible. That the type of stuff you see college kids do when they party plain and simple. You cant tell me you don’t see that at every college campus in America.
10 years ago at 4:14 pm