Made a 1.75 this semester. TFM

  1. Ryan

    It’s called Ivy League brah. Just because you got into Texas for being top 10% at your public high school don’t hate.

    14 years ago at 2:17 pm
  2. brooooo

    low GPA is not bro at all, regardless of school. being a bro means you are better than everybody else, any dumbass can get a 1.75. a true bro can pull a 4.0 with a full partying load among other responsibilities

    14 years ago at 4:51 pm
    1. Ryan

      4.0 is for the birds brah. I don’t need good grades cause Daddy has a job lined up for me.

      14 years ago at 6:11 pm
    2. McFratman

      fuck you ryan we may share a great name but you’re making it a bad one, 4.0 business school with a frat

      13 years ago at 11:15 pm
    1. Vince

      Ryan-
      Penn is located in Philadelphia. Even though it’s called the city of brotherly love, its not Frat and neither are you. Alex said it perfectly.

      14 years ago at 7:33 pm
    2. Ryan

      Vincebrah-
      It’s the city of fraternity brotherly love too. What college do you go to? I bet mine and my frat are twice as frat as you brah.

      14 years ago at 8:01 pm
    3. Vince

      Saying Brah or breh or anything of the sort is not frat. You sound like a GDI. Can we get a background check on this guy? I go to Georgia. Ever heard of it Ivy Leaguer?

      14 years ago at 8:03 pm
    4. Ryan

      Watch the tude brah. Yeah I go to Penn brah and it’s better at everything than Georgia. And in case you try to say football, we have 7 national championships in it. BRAH

      14 years ago at 8:08 pm
    5. Alex Fratbek

      Oh christ there is so much GDI coming out of Ryan’s mouth that it’s burning my costas

      14 years ago at 8:27 pm
    6. Ryan

      GDI? Yeah right brah. I’m fratastic. My earrings are diamond studded greek letters of my frat.

      14 years ago at 9:58 pm
    7. Frat Flinstone

      Ryan,

      You are a fucktard. If I ever saw you in person I would piss on you.

      p.s. Fuck you

      14 years ago at 10:46 pm
    8. Ryan

      Frat Flinstone-
      Pretty harsh breh. Lets just agree to disagree. We can both be frat in our own ways. Vince, you don’t sound frat at all so back the f off

      14 years ago at 4:44 pm
    9. Vince

      Ryan, I bet you have spiky hair you fucking GDI. Please walk your earring wearing ass into oncoming traffic.

      14 years ago at 4:58 pm
    10. Frat Tarkenton

      Agreed. There is probably a nice and low v-cut Ed Hardy tee that matches his greased up blow out. This kid is a GDI through and through. Who the fuck wears earrings with their fraternity letters in them..?

      14 years ago at 8:23 pm
    11. Get Frat or Die Tryin

      Wow Ryan, you have diamond studded earrings of your frat? I pray Saint Vineyard Vines that your gay ass gets Iced

      14 years ago at 3:57 am
    12. Duke Fraterberry

      7 national championships in football? The last one you guys won was a “claimed” NC in 1924. 1924 was before people gave a shit. If we are playing the football National Championship game here, then let me throw my hat into the ring. I go to this school, which is A) Fratty and B) Has won 13 national championships and has claimed 17. Figured it out yet dickhead? The answer is Alabama. We may not be Ivy League, but people give a shit about us, on and off the field. Plus, our last two Quarterbacks are pure frat. The state of Pennslyvania is fratty for one thing: Joe Paterno…but that’s even a stretch. The man is no Spurrier.

      14 years ago at 7:51 am
    13. Ryan

      2010 US NEWS AND WORLD REPORT Undergraduate Education

      #4 Penn
      and
      #96 Alabama

      In football and being fratty, you might have us beat, but in the game of life……It’s Penn BREH!

      Suck It

      14 years ago at 9:25 pm
    14. Duke Fraterberry

      Aww shit Ryan you got me. Yet you got a 1.75 for your GPA…That sounds like failing to me in Life, brah. Alabama may not be #4, but being able to maintain above a 3.0 GPA throughout college, frat hard, and enjoy great football is living the good life. Your not frat anyway, cause most houses would have your ass blackballed for grades that shitty. Fratwall Jackson said it best, your family will be doing my chores. Penn isn’t too far from D.C. is it? Cause I’ll need your servitude when I get there

      14 years ago at 9:34 pm
    15. King Fratty XIII

      Ryan,

      You have what I call Ivy League Syndrome, or ILS, meaning you are a huge douche. The illness also means that just because you go to an Ivy League school makes you think your better than anybody solely for the reason your school is an Ivy school. I would bet you my custom make Holland & Holland side by side that the top 3 graduates from Bama law school are just as able as the top 3 graduates from Penn. And seriously what vagina wears diamond studded earrings of his fraternity? Especially when its an Ivy school. I know some pretty fratty kids in the Iveys but you are not one of them. Your the minority that got in because Penn had to accept you or else face a law suit. If you were white there is no way you would have gotten in to Penn.

      14 years ago at 8:55 pm
    16. joshposhpoint0

      What kind of fraternity allows their brothers to have as low as a 1.75 gpa?

      14 years ago at 1:36 pm
  3. Fratwall Jackson

    Ryan, Have you met Cam? I think you guys would get along great, because you two have become the two most hated people on Total Frat Move. I remember a time on this site, not too long ago, when it was actually fun to see what people had to say. Now, I come on here and I have to snort a line or two of adderall just to wipe away the dripping douchebaggery that comes out of your brain and then typed onto a computer for the world to see. Deep down, I know this is an act to see who you can get going on this site, because Cam is the only person this fucking gay. You go to Penn my friend, you should at least know a little better. But if not, then you have an unfortunate life ahead of you that all of us will never have to experience. I don’t know respectable places that hire “brehs” (is that the right term, I’m lost on all the gorilla grunts and Geed lingo) with spray tans, earrings, and Hardy attire. Sadly, you’ll make a lot of money being on Jersey Shore 2: Douche and Douchier, and you’ll make some money in your life. The future of our great nation, will be brainwashed by your brahs and brehs, and this nation will become ignorant. Yet there is light at the end of the tunnel. You will most likely contract aids from sharing a roid needle, die a slow death. Some fratter, like myself, will by your family and make them do my household chores and babysit my fratlings so I can golf. But You won’t be forgotten Ryan, oh no! You will live on in infamy as the only piece of shit that could rival Cam as Scat Muncher of the decade. Better luck next decade, that is if the aids didn’t get ya.

    14 years ago at 7:31 am
    1. Docksider

      Ryan – It isn’t something you can get, or understand. You will simply never be frat. You seem to be ingrained in the roots of GDI peasantry. Take your Ed Hardy and Movado language back to mylifeisbro.com. Your 1.75 GPA will not be welcome in your pathetic future, just as you are not welcome here.

      14 years ago at 7:16 pm
  4. Rodney Fratkins

    Ryans Oakleys are squeezing so tight on his head that he can’t even see the GDI beaming off his trucker hat and cargo shorts. King Douche.

    14 years ago at 6:12 pm
  5. sororstitute

    i’m a soror girl, and i am laughing my ass off at this ryan guy. he must be the biggest douce ever- if i EVER saw a guy with diamond greek letter earrings i would laugh in his face then go bang my frat boyfriend.

    14 years ago at 4:30 am