I fucking hate bryce harper. What a douchebag. I can’t believe so many of yall like him. I wish he’d wear that queer-ass eyeblack during a game and see what the fuck happens to him.
Nobody is “gargling his testicles” as you like to put it. It’s simply respected his abilities for game you fucking geed. He might be a douchebag and an asshole but that mother fucker can play ball, end of story.
This was a great TFM. Harper is a badass, but needed to be hazed/put in his place. The NF thing was Hamels talking about it. I wouldn’t tell my school paper my reasoning for hazing pledges; Hamels (and Rizzo) should have kept his mouth shut.
Definitely read this as “Cole Haans”
14 years ago at 5:17 pmGuarantee you that not a single person cares. Thanks anyways.
14 years ago at 6:58 pmI fucking hate bryce harper. What a douchebag. I can’t believe so many of yall like him. I wish he’d wear that queer-ass eyeblack during a game and see what the fuck happens to him.
14 years ago at 6:58 pm^He obviously took you yard.
14 years ago at 7:40 pmNo, I’m older than that f.a.g.got and I never pitched. Gargle his testicles some more why don’t you.
14 years ago at 10:12 pmNobody is “gargling his testicles” as you like to put it. It’s simply respected his abilities for game you fucking geed. He might be a douchebag and an asshole but that mother fucker can play ball, end of story.
14 years ago at 10:26 pmChipper Jones. FaF
14 years ago at 7:53 pm^Chipper hazes the phillies and mets
14 years ago at 8:09 pm^^This. Him naming his daughter “Shea” would be like someone naming their son after the bar they picked up a bunch of slams at.
14 years ago at 8:24 pmThis was a great TFM. Harper is a badass, but needed to be hazed/put in his place. The NF thing was Hamels talking about it. I wouldn’t tell my school paper my reasoning for hazing pledges; Hamels (and Rizzo) should have kept his mouth shut.
14 years ago at 8:22 pm