Penn State Football. NF.
13 years ago

Unless you’re in Hell Week or have been living under a rock, you’ve heard about the disaster in the not-so-aptly-named Happy Valley. If you’ve miraculously managed to avoid the unsettling news, let me catch you up. A report was recently released revealing a disturbing trail of events involving the Penn State football program. Basically, it turned into a bastion of pedophilia under Coach Joe Paterno’s watch.

Jerry Sandusky, former Penn State football player and long time assistant coach, is being charged with a minimum of 40 counts of sexual assault. Allegedly, Sandusky repeatedly fondled and raped young boys, and many times these acts took place on the PSU campus while using PSU football facilities. This shit began happening over a decade ago minimum, and despite a 2002 eye witness account by a Penn State football graduate assistant at the time, and current wide receiver coach Mike McQueary, the police were not informed. Not. Fucking. Informed.

McQueary, who suffers from a devastating case of Gingervitis and an ironically homosexual-sounding last name, walked in on Sandusky giving the business to a 10-year-old boy in the locker room showers. What’s the proper protocol here? Do you whip his ass and call the cops? I mean…at minimum you put a stop to it and call the cops, right? Well, according to the soulless McQueary, no. All he did was wait until the next day to tell Coach Paterno about the sodomy he witnessed. Paterno turned the information over to the athletic director, who then notified the school president according to the report. So, what did they do? They sat on this information. These sick assholes thought it was in their best interest not to inform law enforcement officials. They decided to sweep pedophilia and rape under the rug and continue to provide Sandusky ample opportunity to ruin the lives of more young boys for years to come. So far 9 young men have come forward in what has become a massive investigation and as a result, criminal court case against Sandusky.

Hey Mike McQueary, athletic director Tim Curley and president Gary Schultz, how have you been able to live with yourselves for all these years knowing you could have put a stop to this shit…and didn’t?

Hey Joe Paterno, you senile prick. Your legacy is forever tainted. You’re no longer the likable Joe Pa character we’ve all grown to appreciate. You put your football program above the lives of young, helpless, innocent kids. You are now a pederast enabler.

Hey Sandusky, have fun in hell you sick son of a bitch. Please don’t take the easy way out. You deserve what’s coming to you behind prison walls.

No humor to be had here, just a big “fuck you” from the TFM community to the Penn State University administration.

  6. toofarttocare

    So if a woman who goes after younger men is known as a couger,is a man who goes after younger boys known as a nittany lion?

    13 years ago at 1:25 am
  7. Brodyssseus

    Situation: you and a fraternity brother have been working together for over 25 years, he’s pretty much one of your closest friends. You know everything about him. You’d trust him with you life. Then one day allegations arise saying your est friend raped a kid In the shower. Most likely you just tell your boss seeing as their is no proof just an allegation plus he’s your best friend. Then you ask him about it and he tells you no he’s never done that. Of course if he was truly a fraternity brother and your best friend I’m sure you’d believe him over some new guy who is making allegations. How can you even blame Paterno for what he did? Everyone of us in his situation would have done the same thing unless we were all lying to our best friends and fraternity brothers. And to judge a man by one act. How pitiful of you all. Ask yourself about your role models, bet they have made a huge mistake in their lives. And I’m sure over the 46 years of coaching Paterno has done more for the players both academically and in helping them become better men than any institution. I bet all of his former players would vouche for him in a heartbeat.

    13 years ago at 7:22 am
    1. Oprah Is A Dyke

      So basically, as long as he made sure his players did good in school, he couuld have shot up the rest of campus killing thousands and it would have been alright. The first 46 years make up for it.

      13 years ago at 7:26 am
    3. True_Gentleman27

      It is sad that all of this is overshadowing all of the good that Penn State does. It is sad that JoePa’s great career is tarnished by this. It is sad that a head coach gets more attention than the pervert who caused all of this. To all of the haters, fuck you. Go state.

      13 years ago at 9:14 am
    4. Brodyssseus

      Opra is a dyke, Paterno is being blamed for something that someone told him happened. I’m sure if he actually witnesse one of the incident he woul have gone straight to the authorities. Your example makes zero sense.

      13 years ago at 4:58 pm
  8. fratdaddynasty

    Once you GDIs all figure about how Sandusky was basically pimping the boys out to boosters as well then well see how much of a hero you still think Joe Paterno is.

    13 years ago at 1:13 pm
  9. fratmydickbitch

    fucking gingers. Of course he didn’t tell the cops he’s soulless. Joe pa fucked up for once and it just so happened that the time he fucked up ended being the biggest thing in his life he could’ve fucked up on. Him, Mcqueary, and everyone who has any high end job in that university all need to take like 30 laps, and then go to prison.

    13 years ago at 3:02 pm
  10. Sterling Price

    If only this shit would have happened in Texas, Virginia, Oklahoma, Florida, or Missouri…

    Sandusky would be tied down to a bed right now with the sweet smell of rubbing alcohol so as to not cause an infection when they jam the needle in his arm.

    13 years ago at 3:57 pm
  11. Perfection in Pearls

    Being associated with the educational system, he was a mandated reporter. Even with slight suspicion something was going, he should have reported it. For not doing so he deserved to be fired. Amazing coach or not, he failed to do what he should have done and what he was morally obligated to do.

    13 years ago at 6:32 pm