Penn State Student Records BAC 5 Times Legal Limit, Still Alive
There is drinking to obliteration and then there is what this one Penn State student did on Sunday.
From the Centre Daily Times:
A 21-year-old Penn State student who was found unconscious Sunday evening on North Atherton Street had a .427 blood-alcohol content, police said Monday.
A passer-by found the man lying on the sidewalk at about 8 p.m. in 700 block of North Atherton.
This guy is a hero. He was on a mission to get drunk and make poor (great) decisions. Posting a BAC of more than 0.4 and surviving is quite an impressive feat. However, it looks as if he might get booked for having too much fun, which is a shame.
Public drunkenness charges are pending, police said.
I have so many questions for this guy. Where were his friends? How many Bloody Marys did he have at brunch? How is he not dead? Regardless, he just took Sunday Funday to a whole new level.
[via Centre Daily Times]
Most MLB players wish they had a batting average as high as this guy’s BAC
11 years ago at 5:22 pmMost? You realize the highest career batting average of all time was a .3664
11 years ago at 5:28 pmFigured out how to work the Google on the internet machine did you! Smart boy.
11 years ago at 5:43 pmI’m no expert, but didn’t Ted Williams hit over .400 once
11 years ago at 6:12 pmHe’s talking about career batting average bud. Not in one season.
11 years ago at 7:27 pmMLB averages don’t play. His BAC may say “pro”, but he’s still on the collegiate scale.
Dude is batting legit numbers though, even for college
11 years ago at 11:09 pmAdd “How many times was he raped?” to that list of questions.
11 years ago at 5:29 pmYeah I don’t think he’s going to do that.
11 years ago at 6:07 pmDid he buttchug everything?
11 years ago at 5:33 pmTPM. Total Pike Move.
11 years ago at 9:52 pmHe sets a new standard for Sunday Funday. God Bless
11 years ago at 5:35 pmThis was all by 8pm. Fuck.
11 years ago at 5:38 pmGlad you read the article too.
11 years ago at 10:43 pm.43??? A couple years ago, a kid at U of Michigan had a .54 BAC and was only alive because of the copious amounts of cocaine in him to keep his heart beating
11 years ago at 5:50 pmIt seems like the Big Ten is has its notorious drinkers. Party Pat, Vodka Sam, and now this kid.
11 years ago at 11:20 pmWell, fucked that comment up. Taking my laps now.
11 years ago at 11:21 pmTh…Thad? Thad Castle is back?!?!? What a glorious day
11 years ago at 12:12 amStill not as good to what Dan Bilzerian did.
11 years ago at 11:23 pm“Just a few drinks, officer”
11 years ago at 6:13 pmAt 8 pm? Jesus Christ at least attempt to stay alive through the whole pre-game…
11 years ago at 6:19 pmhe was on his feet when the cops got to him
11 years ago at 7:35 pmMy friend died of a .47 BAC mixed with energy drinks which kept him going and for those of you applauding this guy I am appalled. It was a miracle that he lived and I hope none of you go and try to out drink this guy on the next “Sunday Funday” as stated in this article. This is the worst article TFM has ever published. It saddens me that some dumb idiot is now going to go and think that’s okay.
11 years ago at 3:49 amAziz I can’t save you! You’re already in the hole!
11 years ago at 6:06 amI’m so very sorry for your loss, but TFM consists mostly of satire. So, no, we’re not applauding the guy and no, we’re not trying to out-drink him.
11 years ago at 6:44 pm“This guy is a hero. He was on a mission to get drunk and make poor (great) decisions.” And “He just took Sunday Funday to a whole new level.”
This is definitely applauding him. And encouraging people to have a better Sunday Funday.
11 years ago at 8:05 pmWell I hate to break the news that you can’t pick up on sarcasm…
11 years ago at 3:35 pmYou literally can’t take enough laps right now.
11 years ago at 9:07 pmI had a .47 BAC after a night of snowboarding and drinking. I got resuscitated. The doc said the only reason I lived was because I was in great shape. I took a couple months off and got right back in the saddle. Your friend made a bad decision and it’s unfortunate, But you win some, you lose some. Party on.
11 years ago at 9:28 pmYou have a lot of nerve saying that shit you Pledge
11 years ago at 11:33 pm