Perfectly Calibrated Recipe for Maximum Personal Achievement

Something about today made it the perfect time to post this.

“There is only one bad word: taxes.”- Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson may be a fictional character, on the show Parks and Recreation, and his job may not be frat as fuck. The show is yet to make any reference to Mr. Swanson’s membership in a fraternity. Let’s move past all that, and be realistic about one thing: You are either with Ron, or you are with the terrorists.

It turns boys into men, men into gladiators, and gladiators into Swansons.

The Swanson Pyramid of Greatness:

“America, the only country that matters. If you want to experience other cultures, use an atlas or a ham radio.”- Ron Swanson

  1. Fratlunteer

    “I call this turf ‘n’ turf. It’s a 16-ounce T-bone and a 24-ounce porterhouse. Also, whisky and a cigar. I am going to consume all of this at once because I am a free American.”

    FAF

    14 years ago at 8:29 am