Peyton and Eli Manning in “Football Cops”

In an unprecedented move, Archie Manning’s super sperm are taking their talents to television. Peyton is bringing his arm cannon as Mike Tahoe, while Eli brings his dumbface as C.J. Hunter. This is how you keep your arm warm in preparation for a possible lockout: hazing GDIs who break the law with tight spirals. Fratting in the face of adversity with awesome mustaches. FaF.

“In a city overrun by criminals and corruption, one unlikely duo is taking a stand”

  1. Fratstar2412

    This is Epic! Eli and Payton getting rid of GDI’s Is Obama next on there list?

    14 years ago at 3:48 pm
  2. Mike Tahoe

    Fucking great. Now, if only it was real. Call me a geed all you want but I’m TFTC.

    14 years ago at 3:53 pm
  3. FraturdayNightFever

    I guess it could have been a little bit less funny, though I’m not quite sure how.

    14 years ago at 4:13 pm