Peyton and Eli Manning in “Football Cops”
13 years ago

In an unprecedented move, Archie Manning’s super sperm are taking their talents to television. Peyton is bringing his arm cannon as Mike Tahoe, while Eli brings his dumbface as C.J. Hunter. This is how you keep your arm warm in preparation for a possible lockout: hazing GDIs who break the law with tight spirals. Fratting in the face of adversity with awesome mustaches. FaF.

“In a city overrun by criminals and corruption, one unlikely duo is taking a stand”

    1. I Piss Excellence

      Oh, please. Joe Montana is the greatest QB ever, and it’s not close. If Peyton Manning was the greatest of all time, he wouldn’t have a .500ish playoff record. And the reason the Colts lost so many playoff games isn’t because of the defense- in those losses, the Colts only averaged 14 points/game. They lost because they couldn’t score. Even when they won the Super Bowl, Manning threw 3 TDs with 7 INTs…the entire playoffs. Manning might be the greatest regular season, stat padding QB ever, but he has as much clutch in him as an automatic transmission.

      13 years ago at 10:20 pm
    2. I Piss Excellence

      That said, I have no personal problems with Manning, I’m just sick of hearing the media vastly overrate him just like they do Dan Marino- another prolific regular season passer who routinely disappeared when the chips were down. Both are some of the best ever, but both shouldn’t be in the conversation of THE best ever.

      13 years ago at 10:23 pm
    3. Peyton Fratting

      So I guess Mark Suncheese and Ben Rapedthisburger are in the conversation then. Sweet.

      13 years ago at 10:59 pm
    4. Vandal

      technically automatics still have a clutch its just not a pedal, its all inside the car managed by a computer…..AUTOMATICally

      13 years ago at 11:33 am
    5. fratfratfratfratfrat

      While I agree with I Piss’s Joe Montana comment wholeheartedly, Peyton is definitely one of the greatest quarterbacks to ever play the game.
      I mean hell, Tom Brady said in an interview that Peyton was better than he was, and Brady is widely recognized as the best quarterback of this generation.

      13 years ago at 5:46 pm