I’ve got present for you right here. Actually it’s not a present, it’s my penis. And I like to call it the spear. Cause spears are long and hard, just like my penis.
Do you guys remember the Family Guy cutaway where the Mannings are having Thanksgiving dinner? Eli and Peyton are comparing stats, but Cooper just got a mortgage or something. That show is such a ripoff. I’d do the horizontal salsa with fatty’s wife though.
Eli was concerned about whether his brother was going to go for the conversion and secure a two possession lead or just play it safe and hit the extra point. For those of you who happen to give a fuck.
Fuck you Denis.
9 years ago at 9:43 amDenis isn’t the intern anymore
9 years ago at 8:43 pmEli for sure put down money on the panthers to win. nothing else can force a man to make that face while watching a game
9 years ago at 9:49 amRealizing you aren’t the favorite son anymore might do it too.
9 years ago at 10:40 amThat would imply that he was the favorite to begin with
9 years ago at 2:27 pmThis video was not fraternity related or funny in any way. So I guess perfect content for 2016 TFM.
9 years ago at 9:55 amSo you’re telling me that fraternity men don’t like sportsball? You’re probably right. Idiot.
9 years ago at 10:07 am“Shit, now we both have 2 rings. What the hell am I gonna brag about now over Thanksgiving dinner?”
9 years ago at 9:57 amEli lost the last bragging rights he had over his older brother. Two Super bowl wins apiece now
9 years ago at 9:58 amEli has two SB MVP’s though #ELIte
9 years ago at 10:52 amI’ve got present for you right here. Actually it’s not a present, it’s my penis. And I like to call it the spear. Cause spears are long and hard, just like my penis.
9 years ago at 10:11 amDo you guys remember the Family Guy cutaway where the Mannings are having Thanksgiving dinner? Eli and Peyton are comparing stats, but Cooper just got a mortgage or something. That show is such a ripoff. I’d do the horizontal salsa with fatty’s wife though.
9 years ago at 3:19 pmEli was concerned about whether his brother was going to go for the conversion and secure a two possession lead or just play it safe and hit the extra point. For those of you who happen to give a fuck.
9 years ago at 3:19 pmMaybe Eli is just a complete sociopath and can’t get excited
9 years ago at 3:25 pm