Photo: Giant Golden Clitoris Put On Display In University’s Library

I just don’t know anymore, guys. Between a llama chase getting the O.J. Simpson coverage to the country being torn apart and brought to its knees by a dress, I just don’t know if this is a world worth living in anymore. Now, while I’m just trying to coast into the weekend, this photo of a giant golden clitoris being put on display in a university library catches my attention and I’m one step closer to the ledge.

Yup, that’s a clit alright, and it’s just posting up in the library at Sewanee: The University of the South. I’ve never exactly “gotten” art, and if this is what’s hot on the streets nowadays, I’m guessing I never will. If this was a giant golden dong, it would be grotesque and perverted, but since it’s a clit, it’s powerful and moving. You can’t just call a spade (dick) a spade (dick) and then turn around and call a fishmonger alley art. I need some consistency, people. We need to be all in on genital celebration or fold the hand we’re given.

Image via Instagram

  1. And giant dicks get bulldozed, where’s gender equality you bitches fight so hard for? There should be a penis in that Vagina to symbolize unity. God, what about the Asshole’s equal representation? It gets fucked too!

    11 years ago at 5:09 pm
    1. Jonny Plant His Seed

      God damnit, this fucker might just be on to somethin’ here fellas. Take notes.

      11 years ago at 12:30 am
  2. Frathensga

    No explanation as to the context? You’re gonna post about a golden clit and not even tell us why they put it there? Talk about a clit-hanger

    11 years ago at 5:41 pm
  3. JakeFromState

    Holy shit. That’s what a clit looks like?! No wonder girls aren’t calling me back.

    11 years ago at 5:43 pm
  4. beerbong_in_my_pants

    Feminists would call a woman’s used tampon “art” if they could

    11 years ago at 6:31 pm
  5. thaisticktony

    Could you imagine the heavy flow that would come out of a proportional sized vagina?

    11 years ago at 7:06 pm