Photo Reveals Random Guy Attempting To Shit In Trashcan In Gainesville Restaurant
The key word in that headline, ladies and gentlemen, is “attempting.” The photo in question was taken in Flacco’s, a late night Cuban restaurant in the heart of UF’s Midtown. Cue all of the “I’m just surprised he wasn’t wearing jean shorts jokes.”
You should give this guy a little credit for having a miniscule shred of consideration in his heart; he did try to keep the mess to a minimum by aiming the consequences of his poor diet choices towards the general direction of the trash can. Unfortunately, it just didn’t work out for him, and while he maintained about a 20% trashcan-shits-in-regulation rating, I don’t see it working out too well for him in the future.
No word yet on an ID on this terror of public defecation. The world may never know, but his fecal legacy will live on. Next time you wake up with that “What did I do that last night?” feeling, you can at least be glad that you didn’t publically shit on the floor of a crowded restaurant.
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12 years ago at 4:03 pmWrite another column fuck face.
12 years ago at 7:19 pmSo y’all can show this shit, but not uncensored boobs?
12 years ago at 4:05 pmI see what you did there.
12 years ago at 5:01 pmWhat a shitshow. I mean, really, you guys.
12 years ago at 4:13 pmShitting wherever you want in Gainesville. TvolsM.
12 years ago at 8:39 pmI was hard from the last video and I moved straight to this and now I’m not anymore.
12 years ago at 4:40 pmWait this is Florida? Oh right that makes complete sense
12 years ago at 5:08 pmOh snap. We got a comedian over here
12 years ago at 5:13 pmthe food there must really give you the shits.
12 years ago at 5:11 pmOscar the Grouch shoving his fist up this guy’s ass to assert dominance. TFM
12 years ago at 6:51 pmThe nookie monster
12 years ago at 10:29 pm….he missed
12 years ago at 2:32 amAir Ball!
12 years ago at 7:47 amsomeone should beat the shit out of this guy
12 years ago at 9:15 am