PHOTO: Some Guy Is Going Around Akron And Pooping On Everyone’s Cars
Some dude is just going around Akron, Ohio and leaving Cleveland Steamers on the hoods of cars. No one is safe. Police say 19 cars have already been defecated on by the serial log dropper, and he is very much at large. Here’s a photo of this heinous crime against humanity being committed.
Alright, here's the edited #poopgangsta photo. 19 cars and counting! Someone's got a vendetta.. pic.twitter.com/HxDlBY4MdQ
— Homa Bash (@HomaBash) March 11, 2015
His face is priceless. Just zero shame.
I’m dying to know the time frame for between incidents, Homa. Does this guy just have a shit switch he can turn on at any time? Nineteen separate cars in a few days’ time would be rather impressive. I have Crohn’s and I’m still only firing missiles three times a day.
Also, what’s his motive? Is he hitting up people on a literal “shit list?” Are these poos of passion or flat-out random acts of brick laying? I’m just asking the important, hard-hitting questions most are afraid to ask. .
Image via Twitter
“The Akron Steamer”
11 years ago at 5:56 pmTHIS is the kind of news that the TFM audience wants!
11 years ago at 5:59 pmAnd actually entertaining for once.
11 years ago at 6:43 pmThis confirms my suspicion that akron is indeed an actual shithole
11 years ago at 6:00 pmthis confirms my theory you dont do anything but post comments on this site
11 years ago at 6:36 pmI post on articles pertaining to my fraternity and maybe 1 or 2 others a day as i get notifications. Calm down jr
11 years ago at 7:51 pmShut up Meg.
11 years ago at 8:05 amThis confirms my suspicion that Dan is a fat bastard that takes a lot of shits.
11 years ago at 7:40 pmShut up, Meg.
11 years ago at 9:19 pmYour comment makes me believe you have either never been to Akron, or have not visited in past ten years.
11 years ago at 9:41 amWhat a shitty thing to do
11 years ago at 6:02 pmBoobs, booze, patriotism and shenanigans…. Just stick with that recipe TFM and all will be well.
11 years ago at 6:46 pmThanks Lebron
11 years ago at 6:52 pmBack in the day I use to work at a swimming pool and every single fucking year someone broke into the pool Memorial Day weekend and shit on the high dive. The pool manager dubbed him the “mad-shitter” some men just want to watch the world burn I guess.
11 years ago at 7:19 pmAnother comment that, if turned into a colum, would have been better than most things posted on this site
11 years ago at 9:12 amNice spelling there champ.
11 years ago at 10:32 amOn the other hand I used to work at a pool where people would pay little kids to drop a load in the pool so it was closed for the day.
11 years ago at 6:35 pmCome on Redcorn. Hammer just gave you your canvas
11 years ago at 7:27 pmPoop Bandit
11 years ago at 8:05 pmBacon’s at it again! Actually never mind… this dude’s not pale enough.
11 years ago at 8:17 pm