PHOTO: Some Guy Is Going Around Akron And Pooping On Everyone’s Cars
Some dude is just going around Akron, Ohio and leaving Cleveland Steamers on the hoods of cars. No one is safe. Police say 19 cars have already been defecated on by the serial log dropper, and he is very much at large. Here’s a photo of this heinous crime against humanity being committed.
Alright, here's the edited #poopgangsta photo. 19 cars and counting! Someone's got a vendetta.. pic.twitter.com/HxDlBY4MdQ
— Homa Bash (@HomaBash) March 11, 2015
His face is priceless. Just zero shame.
I’m dying to know the time frame for between incidents, Homa. Does this guy just have a shit switch he can turn on at any time? Nineteen separate cars in a few days’ time would be rather impressive. I have Crohn’s and I’m still only firing missiles three times a day.
Also, what’s his motive? Is he hitting up people on a literal “shit list?” Are these poos of passion or flat-out random acts of brick laying? I’m just asking the important, hard-hitting questions most are afraid to ask. .
Image via Twitter
My fraternity had an established by-law that if you didn’t live in the house and parked in the lot you were subject to having your hood pooped on up to and including 100 times until it was moved. Never saw that many but I did see a few natty splattys and big ole logs on car hoods of pledges and people who didn’t believe.
11 years ago at 9:44 pmYou’re a real sick fuck, you know that?
11 years ago at 9:12 amYou deserve it if you own a Dodge Neon
11 years ago at 12:56 pmWell isn’t that just inconsiderate
11 years ago at 9:59 pm[…] of the crime has been swirling around the national media since the Akron Police Department launched a viral manhunt for the pooper two weeks ago in the […]
11 years ago at 5:38 pm