PHOTOS: The Exclusive First Look At “Total Frat Movie”

Grab your pledges from the hazement and give them five minutes of non-artificial light so you can force them to read this article to you, because the wait is over. Production on “Total Frat Movie” has officially wrapped. I can safely say that we didn’t spend your money on kilos and strippers or Dick Perry’s football picks, although Bacon did want to “let it ride” on the Mizzou-Indiana game. I’m really glad we talked him out of it.

Coming out in 2015, Digerati Films, in association with Grandex Productions, presents “Total Frat Movie,” starring Justin Deeley as Charlie Martin, a JI whose fraternity gets kicked off campus after it takes the rap for a rival fraternity prank gone awry. Three years later, Charlie and the remaining brothers must throw the greatest rush event to recruit a new pledge class and bring the house back to glory. With Tom Green as the university’s dean, “Total Frat Movie” is a lot like Steven Spielberg’s first wide-release feature, “Jaws,” except his film had more dead bodies and our movie has way more gratuitous nudity.

I know half of you have been waiting to see these photos because you’re actually excited for this movie and the other half has been reading so you can immediately shit all over them, but without further hesitation, here are the first official stills from “Total Frat Movie.”

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  1. beanfickersupreme

    There is a shit ton of actors out there, and you fucknuts picked Tom Green.

    11 years ago at 12:28 pm
      1. DarrensDad

        Considering Gershowitz was in charge of producing this shit, the budget was closely followed.

        11 years ago at 1:46 pm
  2. Tuco1855

    There better be plenty of tits. Excessive amounts of boobage might salvage the movie if the movie blows.

    11 years ago at 12:34 pm
      1. Shibby

        He actually prefers ass to mouth. Dorn, champions, and the intern crawl around the office duct taped together like a human Frentipede (Frat centipede). Bacon watches from a nearby closet, and Allen is still very confused.

        11 years ago at 1:33 pm
      2. DarrensDad

        This makes me about as uncomfortable as everything BrooksBrosFunShirt posts…

        11 years ago at 1:47 pm
    1. randomblackchick

      Justin Deeley played a slightly mentally handicapped topless angel on a sassy Lifetime dramedy called “Drop Dead Diva”. Cringeworthy acting. This will not end well…

      11 years ago at 10:48 pm
  3. ManOfFrat

    When is Allen’s cameo? I hope all those speech and acting classes didn’t go to waste.

    11 years ago at 12:35 pm
  4. Dthesmith

    So after a year and a half of hoarding information you give us 3 paragraphs and a bunch of pictures. You’re that kid that provides the media and captions for group projects and doesn’t take the blame when the pictures don’t load.

    11 years ago at 12:38 pm
  5. Fratchelor Pad

    How many boners did Allen have to tuck up into his waistband during production?

    11 years ago at 12:41 pm
  6. Frattin Like My Dad

    But does Sigma Eta Beta on those two girl’s shirts stand for Some Hot Bitch?

    11 years ago at 12:42 pm