PHOTOS: The Exclusive First Look At “Total Frat Movie”

Grab your pledges from the hazement and give them five minutes of non-artificial light so you can force them to read this article to you, because the wait is over. Production on “Total Frat Movie” has officially wrapped. I can safely say that we didn’t spend your money on kilos and strippers or Dick Perry’s football picks, although Bacon did want to “let it ride” on the Mizzou-Indiana game. I’m really glad we talked him out of it.

Coming out in 2015, Digerati Films, in association with Grandex Productions, presents “Total Frat Movie,” starring Justin Deeley as Charlie Martin, a JI whose fraternity gets kicked off campus after it takes the rap for a rival fraternity prank gone awry. Three years later, Charlie and the remaining brothers must throw the greatest rush event to recruit a new pledge class and bring the house back to glory. With Tom Green as the university’s dean, “Total Frat Movie” is a lot like Steven Spielberg’s first wide-release feature, “Jaws,” except his film had more dead bodies and our movie has way more gratuitous nudity.

I know half of you have been waiting to see these photos because you’re actually excited for this movie and the other half has been reading so you can immediately shit all over them, but without further hesitation, here are the first official stills from “Total Frat Movie.”

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  1. Crimstontidefratstar

    This better not be one of those fucking movies where half the actives look like homeless potheads wearing fucking cargos. I don’t want to see any fucking Abercrombie, Hollister, Aeropostale, or fucking Hurley. This better be real as shit.

    11 years ago at 5:19 pm
  2. Intelligentleman

    Less pics of tryhards. More pics of young women. How the fuck do WE stereotype OURSELVES.

    11 years ago at 8:33 pm
  3. KennyFuckingPowers_55

    Did not see a single dad bod. Questioning the authenticity of this film

    11 years ago at 11:03 pm
    1. sicemMFbears

      Goober with the long hair tucked behind his ear is definitely rocking a dad bod under that oxford.

      11 years ago at 12:25 am