Some PIKE Chapter Sent A Cringeworthy “Do You Think PIKE Is Cool?” Survey To Sororities
Do you know what one key component of being cool is? It’s not caring whether or not people like you. Do your own thing. Pave your own path. Do you. George Washington did it, and now we have the U.S.A. Chance The Rapper did it, and now he’s got Grammies. Bruce Jenner did it, and now he’s hot.
It takes effort to be uncool. Effort that this unnamed PIKE chapter put in to the extent where it’s as if they were training for their seventeenth straight IM Deadlift championship when they sent out a survey to sororities to check up on their campus image.
I love how they start this off by cucking themselves. If you’re desperate enough to send a survey out to sororities to see what they think of you and to get some ideas on how to improve your appearance, there’s a zero percent chance you’re cracking the top three fraternities on campus. They might as well have said “1. Name three houses that have guys you’d rather fuck than PIKEs.”
I will say one positive thing about all this — that’s a damn good survey. Articulate, comprehensive, easy to digest… Just an all around A+. Some advice for the PIKE who crafted this masterpiece: take a look at who the girls say are the top 3 chapters, defect PIKE, and go join one of them. You deserve better than this..
If you have to ask…
9 years ago at 10:20 amWhere the fuck is fail Friday
9 years ago at 10:29 amThis is it.
9 years ago at 10:36 amBruce Jenner is not hot chief.
9 years ago at 10:29 amBeauty is in the eye of the beholder
9 years ago at 4:38 pmI feel like there is a joke somewhere in that beholder sounds like b-hole and that a sphincter could look a bit like an eye. But I don’t feel like thinking hard enough to come up with one.
9 years ago at 9:49 pmLow hanging fruit, man
9 years ago at 4:32 pmAre we just supposed to ignore that Jenner comment?
9 years ago at 10:33 amwhat jenner comment
9 years ago at 10:51 am7. Have you been roofied at one of our parties yet?
9 years ago at 10:34 am8: Have you participated in butt chugging
9 years ago at 10:43 am9. What do you think our average body fat percentage is?
8 years ago at 12:19 amThis would be the Alpha Kappa chapter at Missouri S&T.
9 years ago at 10:45 amEveryone involved in this should feel ashamed of themselves
9 years ago at 10:51 amEveryone In pike should be ashamed of themselves
9 years ago at 3:49 pmI’m drunk and you have presented me with a huge moral dilemma. Do I appreciate the dig at Pike or do I hate you for existing?
9 years ago at 10:58 pmTry less squirt
9 years ago at 10:32 pmI need to talk to the guy that took a look at this and thought, “perfect. send it out.”
9 years ago at 11:08 am“There’s no way this could backfire!”
9 years ago at 6:46 amDo you like me?
Yes
No
Maybe
It’s like these kids never left elementary school
9 years ago at 11:18 amAre you a fan of Xanax cocktails?
Yes/No?
9 years ago at 11:20 am