Pike House Robbed, Residents Held At Gunpoint; Members Still Rebuild Tornado Damaged Homes Hours Later
The fraternity house is supposed to be a place of solace, a place where you can relax and recover after a rough day on the course–or after any time spent in an actual classroom. It’s the last place you’d expect any trouble (outside of raging or intoxicated brothers) to occur. However, Pikes at the University of Missouri at St. Louis discovered that the same felonious morons who target neighborhoods and homes can victimize a fraternity house just as easily.
Early Friday morning, just before many of the brothers had plans to travel to Joplin, Mo., to rebuild homes destroyed by the massive tornado in 2011, an armed intruder entered the fraternity house through an unlocked back door. The thief then held seven residents at gunpoint as he stole various items from the house before fleeing into the dark.
Despite being shaken up, the brothers still managed to travel to Joplin for a two-day project of rebuilding homes in the area. In fact, the fraternity’s president said the frightening experience brought them closer together and that they were determined not to let one idiot ruin their charitable experience.
From Fox2Now:
This is something that we feel is important, giving back to the community, and something that we feel is necessary to do, and didn’t want to have anybody detract from it.
According to the Bel-Ridge Police Department, the unknown suspect is still on the loose.
[via Fox2Now]
Won’t hear geeds say anything about this…
11 years ago at 1:28 pm“Innocent man accidentally stumbles through back door of fraternity house with mask and gun- Immediately hazed, roofied, and then raped– Members try to cover tracks with petty volunteer work” -GDI Weekly
11 years ago at 2:27 pmI was just about to say something to this affect when I saw your comment. I know this is a comedy site, but I’m really glad that TFM has been putting out so many more articles lately about the classy standup side of all these greek gentlemen that no other site with any sizable following will report. Yeah we all like to get shit-faced, and fuck, and do dumb shit. That makes us college kids. It’s the way we handle ourselves in situations like this ^^^ that makes us fraternity men.
11 years ago at 7:50 pmPike had something worth stealing?
11 years ago at 1:34 pmYou’re trying.
11 years ago at 2:20 pmYou won’t hear this story from the school paper, but if they through a “racially sensitive” party they will get suspended.
11 years ago at 1:36 pmI agree with your comment threw and threw.
Ps: A grateful thank you for your service
11 years ago at 1:55 pm11 years ago at 2:21 pm
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10 years ago at 10:54 amI went to Joplin about two days after the tornado hit to help out. I have never seen such devastation in my life. Nice move to the guys of Pike.
11 years ago at 1:37 pmWhy didn’t they just stab him with a pike?
11 years ago at 1:41 pmProud to say this is my father’s chapter.
11 years ago at 1:46 pmNice Jobs Brothers. Phi Phi
11 years ago at 2:00 pmAgain proving pikes are pussys. Ppl run up on me with straps im blasting.
11 years ago at 2:01 pmYeah I bet.
11 years ago at 2:17 pmThis actually proves the opposite this time. If they were pussies then they would have not gone to help. Good on pike for this one
11 years ago at 2:21 pmNo if they weren’t pussies they would have retaliated and not called the cops. Its ok man I understand you love talking to police.
11 years ago at 5:06 pmGet out.
11 years ago at 7:07 pmFratN, eat a bag of dicks
11 years ago at 2:24 pmDrink bleach bud
11 years ago at 9:46 pmWhy are you here?
11 years ago at 10:00 amMotion to bare arms in the house
11 years ago at 2:27 pmSecond
11 years ago at 12:50 amMotion carried.
11 years ago at 7:57 ammaybe pikes are alright afterall, probably.
11 years ago at 6:05 pm