PIKE-Sig Ep Elevator Brawl Latest In Long Line Of ASU Shenanigans
What’s in the water in Tempe? It’s like someone backed a dump truck full of primo Columbian marching powder up to an access point in their drinking water supply and unloaded that shit in there. All of it. They literally cannot stop partying, and fighting, and burning each other, and getting arrested, and leaving their friends in front of emergency rooms with Post-it notes attached to them after they’ve whiskeyed themselves unconscious.
It’s been a pretty rough stretch for the Sun Devils. Here’s a quick recap:
March, 2013: A high school student was burned at an ASU fraternity party when someone tossed a bottle of vodka into a bonfire. The bottle exploded and charred the poor girl’s legs. She was subsequently kicked out of the party because aiding and abetting severe burn victims is the quickest way to ruin a good kegger.
April, 2013: A huge brawl broke out at an ASU apartment complex, one that houses a fraternity, in which five people were arrested. The brawl was captured on surveillance video. The video went viral on the internet.
May, 2013: A member of SAE was dropped off at a local emergency room with a BAC of .47 and a Post-it note attached to him that read: “I’ve been drinking and I need some help.” He had been drinking, and he did need some help, but the Post-it-and-ditch method was a questionable plan of action.
On Monday: We reported that 857 arrests had been recorded around the campus of Arizona State during the first two weekends of the 2013 fall semester. No time to waste time. It’s like they’re all setting foot on campus and immediately turning into wild animals with no regard for common civility, if there were a kind of wild animal that likes to booze.
It’s been a wild, wild 2013 for the students of ASU, and we’re only in early September. We’ve got the entire fall semester to look forward to. What more could go wrong? Ah yes, another fraternity brawl, this one occurring in an apartment elevator.
Two members of Pi Kappa Alpha allegedly beat the piss out of a single member of Sigma Phi Epsilon in an elevator earlier this week. He suffered eight facial fractures. The assault is being investigated as a felony.
From ABC 15:
Sergeant Michael Pooley said officers were called to The District Apartments near East Apache Boulevard and Rural Road in Tempe where alleged members of the fraternity Pi Kappa Alpha beat an alleged member of the fraternity Sigma Phi Epsilon in an elevator.
Pooley said one person has been arrested in connection with the attack, but they are still looking for more suspects.
This is being treated very seriously, as it should. I’m unable to find any information about how the fight started, although my hunch says it’s the fraternal version of a Westside Story gang fight involving a couple rival fraternities. How ridiculous. And two-on-one no less. Throw the book at these kids.
Here’s some surveillance video:
Get your act together, ASU. Y’all need Jesus.
Image via Natcom
ASU’s president already hates Greek life. Shit like this isn’t helping our cause
12 years ago at 3:02 pm
12 years ago at 3:08 pmI got Redcorned.
12 years ago at 6:00 pmRedcorn strikes again. Quickly becoming an instant classic.
12 years ago at 8:02 pmThe amount of cock guzzlers in pike at this school is obsured
12 years ago at 3:14 pmThat kid got torn apart by the news. Also fuck PIKE.
12 years ago at 3:20 pmThese guys deserve to get a felony charge. If you’re gonna fight someone, don’t be a pussy and jump him. Just like a bunch of damn Pikes. Smh.
12 years ago at 3:28 pmBattle of the bitches
12 years ago at 3:30 pmPike has been trying to prove themselves ever since they got to campus. They are nothing but a bunch of try hards
12 years ago at 3:33 pmThis is what happens when Pike takes in 170 “founding fathers”
12 years ago at 3:36 pmTrying to stop partying at ASU is like trying to stop a freight train with a BB gun
12 years ago at 3:37 pmPuck Fike
12 years ago at 3:43 pm