1. Booze_Hound

      Based on Frocket Launcher’s commentary, I’d be pleased if someone shit on his doorstep too.

      8 years ago at 5:00 pm
    2. Fratty_Boh 24

      Motion to ball Frocket Launcher. Is there a second
      Had to put it here so it was easy to see

      8 years ago at 8:22 am
      1. Henry_Eighth

        If you are representative of said “Greek life” then the Greek life at your shitty school would appear to be equally shitty.

        8 years ago at 8:38 am
      1. SteveHoltOnDrugs

        No, I have not heard of Jimmy “Goroppolo” and I’m sure no one else has, either.

        8 years ago at 2:59 pm
      2. Frocket Launcher

        Sorry I’m not going to google that dumpster fire of a name just for a TFM comment

        8 years ago at 3:04 pm
      1. Frocket Launcher

        Your name on here is literally Fratty McFratFrat I’m pretty sure you have no dog in this fight

        8 years ago at 1:19 pm
  1. Frocket Launcher

    There’s about 12 different off campus houses for different fraternities on one street and every year all the houses get essentially the same letter by some fuck face townie. We usually respond by ripping lines ontop of our roof in the middle of the day.

    8 years ago at 12:35 pm
    1. Fratty McFratFrat

      If you were any more of a hardass partier, your butt would be a solid rock of frozen liquor.

      8 years ago at 1:09 pm
      1. Frocket Launcher

        If making fun of you for calling me a hardass partier for doing cocaine(something this site was essentially founded upon) makes me a moron…then yeah sure I’m a moron.

        8 years ago at 3:02 pm
      2. Frocket Launcher

        Guy, I don’t even live at the aformentioned house, nor do I rip mid day lines on the roof like my fellow degenerate brothers enjoy partaking in. When I say “we”, I refer to members of my house. So enjoy your up votes and being 26 years old with a dead end cubicle job and having somewhat of a following on a mediocre website.

        8 years ago at 3:27 pm
      3. Wasted Wednesday

        No keep going. The photo stream hasn’t been this entertaining in weeks.

        8 years ago at 6:02 pm
      4. Henry_Eighth

        Posting a ridiculous picture on a mediocre website then making imbecilic replies to comments. TfrocketlauncherM.

        8 years ago at 8:43 am
      5. Mike Donnelly

        Pretty sure you wrote this letter yourself. The “partaking” gave you away.

        8 years ago at 4:34 pm
      6. Fratty McFratFrat

        Nice job, Moron. You collected enough laps on this single post to take you from Active to Rushee.

        8 years ago at 1:42 pm
  2. Deadbeat_Dad

    I usually combat this sort of interaction by mowing my neighbours lawn when I’m doing ours and bringing their trash cans up to their house after garbage day (simple shit,) they’ll think of you as a sweet heart and hold back on calling the cops…not the degenerate we all know you are.

    8 years ago at 1:25 pm
    1. UnKappaFifth

      I usually prefer to mow my lawn 2 days after my neighbor so they look like the lazy pieces of shit

      8 years ago at 1:16 pm
  3. Uncle_Ronnie

    EIU Sig Pi. You guys seriously blow donkey dicks with how lame your parties are

    8 years ago at 1:22 pm