Play Fantasy Football With Us This Weekend And Make It Rain $1,000,000

There you are at the bar, staring at that hot blonde from your economics class. You go to buy her a drink, but oh no it turns out you’re poor because you decided to wait for the season to be over before getting paid by winning fantasy football. What an idiot. Enter your savior, DraftKings.

Enter the $6,000,000 Contest NOW

Our good friends over at DraftKings are holding a special contest just for TFM readers. In this week’s NFL $6M Millionaire Maker fantasy football contest, you’ll have the chance to take home a fat $1,000,000. I repeat: one million dollars. I didn’t stutter, son. That’s some life changing cash right there. You’ll be wiping your ass with photos of Benjamin Franklin.

1-week fantasy football is easy as hell to understand. You’re given $50,000 in cap space to put togetherĀ a team that will gain the most yards and score the most points. If that doesn’t make sense, you might as well drop out of college now and save the tuition money, because you’re gonna need it.

Over 75,000 players are guaranteed to win money in this little competish. That’s a lot of winners. Are you a winner? Prove it. The contest begins on Sunday, October 25th.

Enter The Contest NOW

The entry fee is a mere $20. Where else can you turn $20 into $1M in a day? Nowhere, friend.

Sign up now, and draft your team before the contest fills up.

  1. TN-

    I’m currently on a huge winning streak! I haven’t played once since they came on as a sponsor.

    9 years ago at 11:02 am
  2. dingos_lil_5

    Fuck you intern. I would rather drag my balls through a mile of glass than read your bullshit sellout posts. Go fuck dorn, it seems that’s the only thing you are good at.

    9 years ago at 11:04 am
  3. StockWithFrock

    I hope they pay you enough to afford dildos and lube for everyone so you can go fuck yourselves.

    9 years ago at 11:21 am