Jessa Hinton Wears A Pizza Bikini Because She Knows What America Needs
On game day, there are only a couple things that can be used to distract men from watching the game: pizza and tits.
What if I told you that Jessa Hinton came up with a mixture of pizza and tits? Is that something that you’d be interested in? She recently posted the following video to Instagram to show off how men wished their girl would watch the game, and I would be remiss to say it isn’t one of the best inventions I’ve ever seen.
Finally, a reason to actually watch the game with a girl. It’s the best of both worlds: you can have your pizza and your tits at the same time without ever needing to get off the couch. How awesome is that? Where can I invest? Someone needs to start pushing these things into production.
Bonus pics:
— Jessa Hinton (@JessaHinton) January 2, 2015
Image via Twitter/ @JessaHinton
Suddenly has a urge for some pizza.
11 years ago at 11:36 amhave*. Fuck me. I’ll start running.
11 years ago at 11:37 amAlso an*, get your shit together
11 years ago at 2:19 pmGive me some garlic sauce and a napkin boys, this is gonna get messy.
11 years ago at 11:38 amI want a piece of her pie
11 years ago at 11:38 amShe can have my ranch dressing.
11 years ago at 11:45 amI ‘d let her take my garlic knots.
11 years ago at 1:14 pmFirst good reason to go down on a girl.
11 years ago at 11:45 am
11 years ago at 11:56 amNow those are some pepperoni nipples.
11 years ago at 12:23 pmI see what you did there
11 years ago at 1:11 pmSo did everyone else…
11 years ago at 1:42 pmBonus IGBOTD? I’ll allow it.
11 years ago at 12:36 pmGood lord shes hot and ready !
11 years ago at 1:42 pm*makes pizza bikini*
11 years ago at 2:12 pmMaybe changing your profile pic to you naked would get you some ^’s.
11 years ago at 5:58 pm