Jessa Hinton Wears A Pizza Bikini Because She Knows What America Needs
On game day, there are only a couple things that can be used to distract men from watching the game: pizza and tits.
What if I told you that Jessa Hinton came up with a mixture of pizza and tits? Is that something that you’d be interested in? She recently posted the following video to Instagram to show off how men wished their girl would watch the game, and I would be remiss to say it isn’t one of the best inventions I’ve ever seen.
Finally, a reason to actually watch the game with a girl. It’s the best of both worlds: you can have your pizza and your tits at the same time without ever needing to get off the couch. How awesome is that? Where can I invest? Someone needs to start pushing these things into production.
Bonus pics:
— Jessa Hinton (@JessaHinton) January 2, 2015
Image via Twitter/ @JessaHinton
Slip n slide on greasy tits
11 years ago at 2:12 pmWell now i’m equally aroused and hungry. Well mostly aroused.
11 years ago at 2:31 pmThat’s some crust I would not turn away from
11 years ago at 3:08 pmSuddenly I’m Italian
11 years ago at 3:36 pmShe’s trashy enough (not in looks obviously) to put some greasy ass pizza on her body… Count me in
11 years ago at 4:05 pmI wonder if it’s she’d let me stuff her crust.
11 years ago at 7:34 pmNice Entourage plug there…
11 years ago at 10:36 pm#ButtCrust2015
11 years ago at 11:45 amI’m sure Dorn is praying that someone makes a candy based one for little boys
11 years ago at 6:44 pmWell, I’d at least rather look at pizza than sailboats.
11 years ago at 2:27 pm