Long live hazing! Still laying hard wood to pledges’s asses after more than 150 years in my organization, and it still works. As long as there are men who reject being pussy-fied and are willing to prove their worthiness to be brothers by accepting pain and suffering, there will be hazing. Getting my paddles ready for pledge season.
Basic Training and OCS had some of the BEST hazing of all time. My Drill Sergeants would absolutely destroy pledges. You’ve never heard solid hazing till the round brown is in your face. After pledgeship we are used to being yelled at but when it’s a damn killing machine hell bent on boot stomping your soul…it’s really steps things up a notch. Or two.
This is funny because two common stereotypes of fraternity men are one, that they are extremely patriotic Americans, and two that they frequently find themselves in trouble with campus authorities due to their rowdy behavior, general disregard for rules and decorum, and institutional hazing of pledges (a practice that is ostensibly banned at most universities, but still widely practiced).
The poster is humorously combining these stereotypes by noting that, upon being confronted by his school’s judicial authorities with hazing allegations, his response is not to deny them but to point out that the United States Marine Corps has also used institutional hazing of new recruits for hundreds of years and is a very proud and successful organization that lies beyond the criticism of any truly patriotic American. By making this comparison the poster seeks to put the judicial board on the defensive by implying that an attack on his own fraternities’ hazing practices is by extension an attack on those of the Marine Corps as well, thus throwing the patriotism of the judicial board itself into question.
A similar line of argument was used in the climactic scene of the classic comedy film “Animal House”, which is a beloved and frequently-quoted movie among fraternity men.
I’m sure that will go over very well
9 years ago at 4:09 pmEspecially since hazing isn’t technically allowed in the marines
9 years ago at 7:10 pmLike that will stop anything
9 years ago at 12:03 amDon’t ever compare your shitty life to that of a Marines.
9 years ago at 4:13 pmWhy don’t you check the user name dickhead
9 years ago at 4:23 pmOh Christ, my apologies and thank you for your service.
9 years ago at 12:12 pmLong live hazing! Still laying hard wood to pledges’s asses after more than 150 years in my organization, and it still works. As long as there are men who reject being pussy-fied and are willing to prove their worthiness to be brothers by accepting pain and suffering, there will be hazing. Getting my paddles ready for pledge season.
9 years ago at 2:09 amThat second sentence is the gayest thing I have ever read.
9 years ago at 11:03 amAre you surprised with a user name like that?
9 years ago at 9:45 pmBasic Training and OCS had some of the BEST hazing of all time. My Drill Sergeants would absolutely destroy pledges. You’ve never heard solid hazing till the round brown is in your face. After pledgeship we are used to being yelled at but when it’s a damn killing machine hell bent on boot stomping your soul…it’s really steps things up a notch. Or two.
9 years ago at 11:11 pmTarnishing the honor of the Armed Forces. NF.
9 years ago at 5:29 pmThis is funny because two common stereotypes of fraternity men are one, that they are extremely patriotic Americans, and two that they frequently find themselves in trouble with campus authorities due to their rowdy behavior, general disregard for rules and decorum, and institutional hazing of pledges (a practice that is ostensibly banned at most universities, but still widely practiced).
The poster is humorously combining these stereotypes by noting that, upon being confronted by his school’s judicial authorities with hazing allegations, his response is not to deny them but to point out that the United States Marine Corps has also used institutional hazing of new recruits for hundreds of years and is a very proud and successful organization that lies beyond the criticism of any truly patriotic American. By making this comparison the poster seeks to put the judicial board on the defensive by implying that an attack on his own fraternities’ hazing practices is by extension an attack on those of the Marine Corps as well, thus throwing the patriotism of the judicial board itself into question.
A similar line of argument was used in the climactic scene of the classic comedy film “Animal House”, which is a beloved and frequently-quoted movie among fraternity men.
9 years ago at 2:17 pm