Porn Star Has Come Up With The Greatest Way To Thank Veterans
Last year, I wrote an article on Veterans Day and how it is more than a simple “thank you.” When it comes to Veterans Day, people around the country are celebrating and remembering the greatest form of selfless citizenship from past soldiers. Whether that be telling a vet thank you, shaking their hand, buying them a drink, or giving them a free meal, it’s awesome to see people come together in support of them.
However, I have come across one way of thanking the vets that takes the cake. It comes from a porn star who goes by the name of Jenny Jizz (may not be her birth name). How is Ms. Jizz taking care of the brave men who have served our country today? Maybe releasing a new porno with a military theme? Nope, guess again. How about free blow jobs? Bingo.
Thanks to Orlando’s Sausage Castle and the owner, Mike Busey, vets will be able to relieve themselves with Jenny.
From Broadly:
If enough people show up on time to his event, Busey says, he’ll take them to Medieval Times, a touristy “dinner and entertainment” experience in Central Florida. He will feed them, get them drunk, and take them back to the Sausage Castle, where “for the grand finale, this lady that refers to herself as Jenny Jizz is going to take care of their sexual desires.”
In an interview, Jizz tells Broadly she will blow as many veterans as show up.
The dinner at Medieval Times is a nice touch. Nothing gets a man in the mood quicker than drinking beer and devouring turkey legs. I can assure Mr. Busey that enough people will show up on time for this event. Hell, he might even have to turn this event into multiple days to accommodate all the dudes trying to get some no-strings-attached sex.
Thanks to all our veterans out there..
[via Broadly]
Image via YouTube
Read the words “Porn Star” and immediately knew this would not end well
10 years ago at 10:53 amSounds like this is going to end pretty well for everyone except Ms. Jizz.
10 years ago at 11:47 amI don’t know. By the sound of it she’s gonna pass around STD’s to our Vets like they’re lollipops at a doctors office.
10 years ago at 11:52 am*Dorn’s office
10 years ago at 11:57 amFrom my experience with porn it always ends well.
10 years ago at 11:47 amJenny Jizz. TSM.
10 years ago at 10:54 amGod bless America
10 years ago at 10:59 amServing our country is the ultimate TFM. Thanks to all who serve.
10 years ago at 10:59 amno its a RFM
10 years ago at 12:18 pmThat didn’t go the way you thought it would huh? Don’t fuck with the system, kid
10 years ago at 12:59 pmCaptain Tying Knots
10 years ago at 1:36 pmThose juggalos seem like good people.
10 years ago at 11:01 amI’m down
10 years ago at 11:01 amI’ll sell my left nut if you’re a veteran
10 years ago at 11:03 amveteran for the war on pussy man
10 years ago at 11:37 amso ups that shit ASAP
10 years ago at 11:37 amDon’t hurt yourself there guy.
10 years ago at 11:41 amAre you at a lake? Because you’re fishing for UPS
10 years ago at 11:42 amUPS as in the postal service
10 years ago at 11:55 amYep. Because I’m gonna mail you a picture with the words “Fuck Your Couch” on it.
10 years ago at 12:04 pmI am clueless at what you’re getting at and I have an autistic younger brother so usually can decipher anything
10 years ago at 3:10 pmSteve Holt will blow every veteran who shows up to his place today.
10 years ago at 11:02 amDo not insult our veterans with that disgusting filthy mouth of Steve Holt
10 years ago at 11:08 amSteve Holt blows ISIS
10 years ago at 2:07 pmFrom everything I’ve read about the Sausage Castle, it seems amazing and that it would induce pure panic at the same time.
10 years ago at 11:05 amLooks like I’m “visiting a chapter in Florida”.
10 years ago at 11:09 amWow too bad I’m stationed in Germany. Will she make the trip? How thankful is she REALLY
10 years ago at 11:11 am