Porn Star Has Come Up With The Greatest Way To Thank Veterans

Porn Star Has Come Up With The Greatest Way To Thank Veterans

Last year, I wrote an article on Veterans Day and how it is more than a simple “thank you.” When it comes to Veterans Day, people around the country are celebrating and remembering the greatest form of selfless citizenship from past soldiers. Whether that be telling a vet thank you, shaking their hand, buying them a drink, or giving them a free meal, it’s awesome to see people come together in support of them.

However, I have come across one way of thanking the vets that takes the cake. It comes from a porn star who goes by the name of Jenny Jizz (may not be her birth name). How is Ms. Jizz taking care of the brave men who have served our country today? Maybe releasing a new porno with a military theme? Nope, guess again. How about free blow jobs? Bingo.

Thanks to Orlando’s Sausage Castle and the owner, Mike Busey, vets will be able to relieve themselves with Jenny.

From Broadly:

If enough people show up on time to his event, Busey says, he’ll take them to Medieval Times, a touristy “dinner and entertainment” experience in Central Florida. He will feed them, get them drunk, and take them back to the Sausage Castle, where “for the grand finale, this lady that refers to herself as Jenny Jizz is going to take care of their sexual desires.”

In an interview, Jizz tells Broadly she will blow as many veterans as show up.

The dinner at Medieval Times is a nice touch. Nothing gets a man in the mood quicker than drinking beer and devouring turkey legs. I can assure Mr. Busey that enough people will show up on time for this event. Hell, he might even have to turn this event into multiple days to accommodate all the dudes trying to get some no-strings-attached sex.

Thanks to all our veterans out there.

[via Broadly]

Image via YouTube

  1. ChristianPKP

    …if I find out any of my Soldiers went here, they’re immediately going to the clinic and getting tested for any and every STD known to mankind and dinosaurs. ‘Joe’ will already smash any split tail walking God’s green Earth, no need to take a number whose very stage name makes it hurt to pee already. A for effort here. F for execution.

    10 years ago at 11:59 am
    1. USArmy

      Then what? Kick them out for getting head from a porn star? I bet your a ton of fun at unit dinners.

      10 years ago at 2:05 pm
      1. ChristianPKP

        Well I know what’s less fun than me at unit dinners? Herpes. Herpes are like the Kardashians, everywhere you go, boom, fucking herpes, and a Kardashian.

        And no, I won’t Chapter a Joe for getting free head from Ms Jizz, but I certainly won’t send that Specialist to the board. The only thing I want that guy in charge of is taking his Valtrex daily.

        10 years ago at 7:00 pm
  2. TFTHaveAUserName

    I looked this chick up. Hope they like chipped beef because her teeth are janked as fuck.

    10 years ago at 12:20 pm
  3. Gun_Slinger

    Ms. Jizz is a real American hero. Congress should introduce a new national holiday. “Ms. Jizz Day”

    10 years ago at 12:34 pm