Porn Star Lisa Ann Wants To Have A Threesome With Kentucky’s Harrison Twins
These days, it seems that if you’re a college athlete, then you have a really, really good chance of banging a porn star. Notre Dame’s Justin Brent proved this a few months ago when he posted a post-sex selfie with Lisa Ann. The “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin” star has now set her eyes on some other young college athletes. She’s going to ride the winning train that is Kentucky basketball and she wants the Harrison twins conducting that train — at the same time. Lisa went on Mad Dog Sports Radio to express her intentions.
Coach Cal seems like he’s the slimy dude who not only would set up the whole thing, but he’d film it from the corner of the room and sell copies of the tape on the black market. The onus is now on the Harrison twins. The proverbial ball is in their court. Just don’t fight over who’s taking the last shot, because I’m sure Lisa will want the simultaneous money shot.
What a time to be alive if you’re a college athlete. No word yet on whether Lisa Ann or her compadres plan on trickling down to intramural athletes..
Image via Twitter/Lisa Ann
50 shades of who gives a fuck
11 years ago at 2:53 pmUsing a 50 shades reference instantly removed all legitimacy from your insult.
11 years ago at 2:58 pmThat’s when you know you’ve made it.
11 years ago at 2:57 pmA prettier porn star half Lisa Ann’s age wants to bang Dillon. Does that mean he has arrived?
11 years ago at 3:12 pmDon’t try to compare the legendary Lisa Ann to Carter Cruise bro.
11 years ago at 3:45 pmDon’t understand the fuss over Lisa Ann, she looks like that busted hooker you could pick up on the Vegas Strip. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
11 years ago at 9:40 amI understand it’s a snow day, but really guys?
11 years ago at 2:57 pmIt’s a sad day when this is breaking news on TFM
11 years ago at 2:58 pmI’m sure they’d be willing to put their balls in her rim
11 years ago at 2:59 pmfucking one of the most famous pornstars with your twin brother. TFM
11 years ago at 2:59 pmThat was pretty bad
11 years ago at 3:17 pmI don’t know about any of you gentlemen, but there is no way I would ever take a girl to Paris with my blood brother.
11 years ago at 3:02 pmI hear you. But if you’re staring down a Jeter-ex-girlfriend type of situation, once in a lifetime smoke, you’re gonna be thinking about avoiding eye contact and diving in
11 years ago at 3:25 pmIf we’re talking about that high quality of a girl, my 9 year old brother is going to have to grow up pretty fast.
11 years ago at 3:33 pmDorn just got a chub.
11 years ago at 6:21 pmI think you’re getting worried about the wrong twins in this article
11 years ago at 6:04 pmWithout makeup she looks like a man. Would not bone.
11 years ago at 3:03 pmWith those funbags I wouldn’t pass up the opportunity
11 years ago at 7:32 pmWhat a wildcat!
11 years ago at 3:03 pmI wish I could have a threesome… Or any type of sexual contact. Or anything resembling human company. One time I was talking to a girl at a party, and she touched my hand. That was pretty nice. More of that would be pretty nice. I mean, she was fat and I think she more accidentally ran into me while I asked her for directions to the house’s third floor but I still like to count it as touching a girl. Do you guys think it would be easy to ‘accidentally’ run into women so I have an excuse to feel their arm skin on me?
Thanks guys
11 years ago at 4:29 pmDo you like the taste of mace?
11 years ago at 9:38 pm