Porn Stars Describing The Kinkiest Stuff They’ve Ever Done Will Turn You Off Of Porn Forever

I’ve seen some disturbing shit in my life, but nothing will ever come close to this video.

Porn stars talking about the kinkiest porn they’ve ever made is an interesting topic, in theory. In reality, it’s horrifying. I can’t even bring myself to transcribe some of these answers because I’m afraid I will projectile vomit all over my keyboard. Unfortunately for me, you perverts love porn stories. Seriously, every time we post something with the word “porn” in it, our traffic skyrockets because you all are sickos. Well, here you go. You’ve asked for it now.

Waterboarding? Check. Expanding dickholes? That’s a thing, apparently. Piling dicks inside of a single vagina? Sure, whatever. Opening up a girl’s asshole and pissing inside of it? Jesus Christ, please stop. I can’t take it anymore.

If you know someone who is obsessed with porn and needs help curbing his addiction, show him this video. I can guarantee it will turn him off of porn forever. If it doesn’t, end your friendship with him immediately. I seriously question the morality of any man who can watch these porn stars talk about the vile things that have happened to them on set and remain completely unaffected. Only psychopaths are into this stuff.

If you get a boner during this video, please check yourself into a clinic. Or directly into jail.

I think I’m going to take the afternoon off of work and spend it at my local church.

Image via YouTube

  1. Balls McLongfrock

    If you wanna turn your daddy parts in to orange, eat some Cheetos and watch some porn.

    10 years ago at 10:01 am
  2. Peter Griffin

    I’m not watching this. You’ve ruined TFM for me, I’m not letting you ruin porn too.

    10 years ago at 10:02 am
  3. Back In My Days

    Now there’s fucking glitter all over my room and grandma had a heart attack. I hate you so much Steve.

    10 years ago at 10:05 am
  4. CommCollege69

    Steve, you’re the best writer on this site, scratch that, the entire internet. I hope to one day form sentences as eloquently as you. Maybe you can even come over and have margs with my mom sometime when daddy isn’t around. Much love, CC69

    10 years ago at 10:28 am