Porn Stars Share Which Republican Candidate They’d Like To Bang
10 years ago

“That Jeb Bush, he is tasty.”

If you were sitting in a room full of porn stars and had the opportunity to ask them one question, what would it be?

If you just answered: “Which Republican candidate would you most like to fuck?” you’re in luck. Someone asked a group of porn stars which of the 16 Republican candidates they’d be interested in visiting Pound Town with, and some of these answers might just surprise you.

Chris Christie isn’t getting a lot of love here, but Donald Trump sure is. That one chick thinks the powerful Trumpster would fuck her in a prestigious place like a nice hotel or the back of a…Lamborghini? I didn’t know fucking in the back of a car was desirable by any means, but that’s why you have to watch these videos — so you can learn.

My favorite quote is from the porn star who says fucking Marco Rubio is the best option because he is the least “visibly offensive.” That’s fucking ice cold from a girl whose gap between her front teeth is so wide Chris Christie could ice skate through it. I’m surprised Rick Perry didn’t get as much love as Donald Trump, but now you see what money can buy you in this world.

Side note: I had no idea Rick Santorum was even in the race before this video. You learn something new from porn stars every day.

  2. Jim_Webb_2016

    Your articles are so bad a drunken 3rd grader who wasn’t practicing “write drunk , edit sober” would write better ones.

    #blackballsteveholt

    10 years ago at 7:35 pm
  3. CocaineAndHookers

    Can anybody here explain the TFM staff’s infatuation with porn stars?

    10 years ago at 7:40 pm
  4. Rockefeller

    What the fuck is this excuse for an ‘article.’ All of a sudden you’re writing about all things Republican now? Bud, you don’t make comments like “I’m voting for Hilary no matter what” and expect to eventually redeem yourself, let alone survive on this site.

    10 years ago at 8:14 pm
  7. Luke Thighwalker

    For all your political posts lately, how did you not know Rick Santorum was running? That’s my basis for #blackballsteveholt

    10 years ago at 11:50 pm
  8. nocountryforoldballs

    I’m done with this Steve Holt shit. I’m about ready to make a road trip to Austin, Texas and boycott outside the Grandex office until I know Steve Holt has officially been done with. The movement has begun. Screw this liberal scumbag. We will not stop until you are gone Steve.

    10 years ago at 12:07 am
  9. ChiChris

    Republicans only have sex after marriage. With the lights off. Just how Jesus wanted it.

    10 years ago at 12:54 am
  10. GeebsNotGeeds

    Only you HelmetStickers, could manage to post a video with so many ugly ass pornstars and think we would not only want to see them, but listen to them talk, too. Go back to having threesomes with the Intern and Hillary Clinton, shitstain.

    10 years ago at 12:58 am