PornHub Comes To The Rescue Of Guy Who Smashed His Computer, Gives Him New One
On Sunday, one of the biggest fears in a man’s life happened. A UK man was just trying to get a nice porn sesh in at home. While slingin’ Sammy Baugh, his mom started walking up the stairs. Unfortunately, PornHub froze on his computer. In a moment of panic, he smashed it, leaving no evidence behind for his dearest mother.
Mum was walking up the stairs and Pornhub decided to freeze, I had no other choice. pic.twitter.com/duxjrgv987
— Denzel (@DenzelMichaelUk) April 12, 2015
A little over the top move. It’s not like he was trying to cover up some sketchy insider trading or drug deals. But drastic times do call for drastic measures, and his actions left him without a computer. Poor guy can’t even hop on PornHub.
Luckily, PornHub’s Vice President, Corey Price, knows the importance of keeping the customer happy. With that in mind, Price just decided to up and give him a brand-spanking-new laptop, free of charge.
From NY Daily News:
“We appreciate Denzel’s loyalty, as well as his clear sense of judgment in picking our site as a digital destination for some adult oriented R&R,” Price continued. “As a result, we would like to send him a brand new laptop alongside some awesome Pornhub swag to use for his continued pleasure.”
Now that’s customer service. Price even takes a shot at the judgement of every person out there who looks elsewhere for their porn. I’ll admit, I’m a RedTuber through and through. But if PornHub is going to this length to satisfy, I might have to hop on over there for a tour..
[via NY Daily News]
Simply closing the computer wasn’t an option.
11 years ago at 11:06 amHey mom, don’t mind my closed laptop with “18 yr old virgin takes BBC” playing in the background.
11 years ago at 11:20 amstep 1: plug in headphones
11 years ago at 11:55 amstep 2: hide laptop
… middle school was a rough time for me.
Hate how people in the porn industry get such a bad rep. Post more stories like this please.
11 years ago at 11:18 amPeople in the porn industry are all gentleman and scholars. They’d give you the shirt off their back.
11 years ago at 11:38 amRed tube is fucking weak. Go to pornhub or don’t jerk off
11 years ago at 11:26 amI like to imagine he straight up just punched the screen in shear panic.
11 years ago at 11:31 amXnxx for life. Seriously since like ’03.
11 years ago at 11:37 amWas a xnxx man myself. Have since moved over to xhamster. The layout is much more user friendly.
11 years ago at 1:16 pmI’d expect nothing less from fucking Harry Crane.
11 years ago at 2:12 pmused both of those sites for a while but, made the switch to youjizz about a year ago and its much better than any of the 3 websites.
11 years ago at 4:03 pmHarry Crane is a fucking boss. Picking up Don Draper’s sloppy seconds TFM.
11 years ago at 7:41 pmAttempting and failing miserably to pick up someone’s sloppy seconds is definitely NF
11 years ago at 11:47 amXNXX is good, but you occasionally see some weird shit on the home page.
11 years ago at 8:14 amI prefer tube8. the occasional shemale/gay vids that were popping up on xhmaster’s homepage made that site really annoying
11 years ago at 2:02 amWhy would you watch porn when you can be doing better things with your life?
11 years ago at 11:48 amThis is rhetorical, right?
11 years ago at 11:59 amWell you see, squirt, when a boy becomes a man he has urges. Sometimes, he just doesn’t have the time or luck to get a girl to satisfy those urges for him, so he watches porn to solve his problem quickly and without a care.
11 years ago at 12:07 pmPornhubs all about customer retention. Good on ya’
11 years ago at 11:57 amWhen I saw the title I thought the guy’s cumshot caused the damage.
11 years ago at 12:08 pmThe worst part about porn is the feeling after you release your baby yogurt when you somehow feel slightly disgusted that you watched porn. Until 5 hours later.
11 years ago at 12:25 pm*10 minutes
11 years ago at 3:10 pm**10 seconds
11 years ago at 3:39 pmIf the dude is that afraid of being caught how is he going to explain to his mom how he suddenly has a brand new laptop or a bunch of things with the PornHub logo
11 years ago at 12:31 pm