PornHub Comes To The Rescue Of Guy Who Smashed His Computer, Gives Him New One
On Sunday, one of the biggest fears in a man’s life happened. A UK man was just trying to get a nice porn sesh in at home. While slingin’ Sammy Baugh, his mom started walking up the stairs. Unfortunately, PornHub froze on his computer. In a moment of panic, he smashed it, leaving no evidence behind for his dearest mother.
Mum was walking up the stairs and Pornhub decided to freeze, I had no other choice. pic.twitter.com/duxjrgv987
— Denzel (@DenzelMichaelUk) April 12, 2015
A little over the top move. It’s not like he was trying to cover up some sketchy insider trading or drug deals. But drastic times do call for drastic measures, and his actions left him without a computer. Poor guy can’t even hop on PornHub.
Luckily, PornHub’s Vice President, Corey Price, knows the importance of keeping the customer happy. With that in mind, Price just decided to up and give him a brand-spanking-new laptop, free of charge.
From NY Daily News:
“We appreciate Denzel’s loyalty, as well as his clear sense of judgment in picking our site as a digital destination for some adult oriented R&R,” Price continued. “As a result, we would like to send him a brand new laptop alongside some awesome Pornhub swag to use for his continued pleasure.”
Now that’s customer service. Price even takes a shot at the judgement of every person out there who looks elsewhere for their porn. I’ll admit, I’m a RedTuber through and through. But if PornHub is going to this length to satisfy, I might have to hop on over there for a tour..
[via NY Daily News]

Everyone! Smash your computers!
11 years ago at 12:55 pmHe couldn’t just force shutdown?
11 years ago at 1:05 pmPornhub is overrated
11 years ago at 1:16 pmClosing it? NF. Smashing it? FAF
11 years ago at 1:34 pm“Son why do you have a package addressed to you from Pornhub Inc?”
11 years ago at 2:01 pmThe progression:
11 years ago at 4:50 pmMiddle school – 89 (for you seniors out there)
Late high school – RedTube
College – Beeg (trust me, it’s life changing)
Beeg is underrated as fuck.
11 years ago at 12:08 amI wonder if they’re going to ship all that stuff in a discreet unmarked package?
11 years ago at 8:01 pmSurprised no one is on that Xvideos grind yet. Top quality material here
11 years ago at 8:34 pmAh, pornhub, my fav site together with xhamster and http://theporndude.com/ :p
Do you think I can pull the same trick by smashing my laptop, while browsing xhamster? 😀
11 years ago at 4:46 pm