Pornhub Has Some Pretty Choice MLK Day Tweets

Rob Fox12 years ago

Today we observe the contributions of one of the most influential Americans of the 20th Century: Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. How do we observe those contributions? Banks, post offices, and schools are closed. Our parent company Grandex did nothing. They didn’t even order a party sub, the cheap racists. Meanwhile, many others simply reflected on the man and the progress. Then there’s Pornhub, the internet’s most popular spank cloud. They encouraged people to come (*ahem*) on over to their site and celebrate interracial relations the only way they know how: by going all in, also known as full penetration.

I mean, technically that’s part of what MLK wanted, right? It’s not NOT what he wanted, that’s for sure. I guess you can’t exactly express that on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. People want to hear your dreams, not your wet dreams. But it seems undeniable that, on some level, MLK wanted people of all races to bone. So, kudos to Pornhub for saying what Dr. King couldn’t.

Or, you know, they’re just trollin’ for ‘baters. Pornhub does like to do that.

[via Twitter]

h/t to our very own Allen, that perv.