Pornhub Wants To Film A Porno In Space, Needs Our Help To Fund It
Prepare for blastoff. For the first time in documented history, humans might have consensual sex in space. I say “documented” because there’s no way astronauts have spent all those months in close quarters without getting it on at least once. I say “consensual” because high orbit anal probing has been going on for YEARS. Aliens, man.
If Pornhub can raise $3.4 million from Indiegogo crowd funders, one brave man will dock his shuttle in porn star Eva Lovia for the film “Sexploration,” which is set to launch and shoot in 2016.
“Look Dad, I’m a space man now!”
Being the avid Pornhub visitors that all of us are, we are responsible for raising the funds to make this happen – and we NEED to make this happen. For science.
In 2006, a Sex in Space panel was held at the Space Frontier Foundation’s annual conference, with speakers from Nasa exploring the “biological, emotional, and physical issues that will confront people moving [off Earth] into the space environment”.
It is however thought to be physically possible to have intercourse in anti-gravity, and procreation is key to any potential colonisation of satellites or other planets.
Sex in space is “thought to be physically possible.” That means we don’t even know if humans can continue to procreate once the earth is spent, and we are forced to move to other planets and Death Stars and shit. This porno shoot would change everything science has known to be possible.
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Let us review why you should immediately donate to the “Sexploration” fund:
1. Zero gravity titties
2. Endless possibilities position-wise
3. Zero gravity titties
4. The fate of mankind depends on it
What an exciting time to be alive..
[via The Independent]
Image via YouTube
what a time to be alive
10 years ago at 4:02 pmA Time to what? Be alive.
10 years ago at 5:27 pmGo to bed dad. You’re drunk again.
10 years ago at 6:45 pmWhat I wouldn’t give to be an astronaut when it happens
10 years ago at 4:02 pmWhy? There already is a porn that was shot in zero G
10 years ago at 4:03 pmSeriously, just google “zero g porn”
10 years ago at 4:05 pmI honestly feel like you deserve a couple up-votes on these just because it has nothing to do with your typical radical feministic ranting.
10 years ago at 4:07 pmBut on a real note, porn is objectification of women by the patriarchy and should be banned world wide
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10 years ago at 5:16 pmIs that story about how you were conceived?
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10 years ago at 4:33 pmNice “may I talk to the manager” haircut
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10 years ago at 4:47 pmSpace and zero g are not the same
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10 years ago at 6:30 pmIt’s a shame there isn’t some other website where your opinions would be shared and supported… Oh wait.
10 years ago at 12:29 amI love it when you talk dirty to me…
10 years ago at 7:00 pmYou make fun of a guy’s penis size and body, yet raise hell about people making fun of women for having hairy armpits? Stop. You don’t want equality. If you did, you’d stop making fun of men and calling them shitlords.
10 years ago at 2:19 amJust imagine that money shot
10 years ago at 4:03 pmGood luck aiming that cum shot, going to need a marksman
10 years ago at 4:05 pmAnd you have to know Neil Armstrongs fantasy was to land a money shot from across the international space station.
10 years ago at 4:21 pmNeil Armstrong never went onboard the ISS
10 years ago at 11:24 pmWhich is why I said fantasy, I bet when you masterbate to free Victoria secrete magazines you think you actually have a shot one day.
10 years ago at 7:46 amGonna have to lead your shot
10 years ago at 10:17 amI can’t help but wonder what the difference would be in the bounce in real and artificial sweater stretchers during their time in space. I hope this question is answered sooner than later with official video evidence.
10 years ago at 4:14 pmI’m glad this is now a thing. Thanks, Kate Upton.
10 years ago at 4:19 pmThat would be awesome. But they’d have better luck raising funds with a different actress
10 years ago at 5:22 pmNever mind scratch that. I did some research and she’s actually pretty hot haha
10 years ago at 5:24 pm“Research”. TFM
10 years ago at 3:24 pmIn space even a limp dick can look fully torqued
10 years ago at 5:23 pmAmerica’s Space Program: Defeated communism in the 1960’s, and opened the door to all new kinds of fetish porn 50 years later. TFM
10 years ago at 5:24 pm