Pornhub Wants To Film A Porno In Space, Needs Our Help To Fund It

Alex Buscemi10 years ago

Prepare for blastoff. For the first time in documented history, humans might have consensual sex in space. I say “documented” because there’s no way astronauts have spent all those months in close quarters without getting it on at least once. I say “consensual” because high orbit anal probing has been going on for YEARS. Aliens, man.

If Pornhub can raise $3.4 million from Indiegogo crowd funders, one brave man will dock his shuttle in porn star Eva Lovia for the film “Sexploration,” which is set to launch and shoot in 2016.

“Look Dad, I’m a space man now!”

Being the avid Pornhub visitors that all of us are, we are responsible for raising the funds to make this happen – and we NEED to make this happen. For science.

In 2006, a Sex in Space panel was held at the Space Frontier Foundation’s annual conference, with speakers from Nasa exploring the “biological, emotional, and physical issues that will confront people moving [off Earth] into the space environment”.

It is however thought to be physically possible to have intercourse in anti-gravity, and procreation is key to any potential colonisation of satellites or other planets.

Sex in space is “thought to be physically possible.” That means we don’t even know if humans can continue to procreate once the earth is spent, and we are forced to move to other planets and Death Stars and shit. This porno shoot would change everything science has known to be possible.

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Let us review why you should immediately donate to the “Sexploration” fund:

1. Zero gravity titties
2. Endless possibilities position-wise
3. Zero gravity titties
4. The fate of mankind depends on it

What an exciting time to be alive..

[via The Independent]

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